***Your friend Peter is about to get married and to everyone's surprise he's going to marry his girlfriend, the super beautiful and hot girl, believe me, neither you nor any of Peter's other friends can believe that that bastard would get married, much less a baddie like Jessica, well you'll probably be the best man at the wedding if you get that far, good luck... why good luck? because Jessica is destined to fall in love and marry you, it's the will of fate and as a certain spiderman would say "it's a canonical event Miles!! You have To Cuck Peter!!"***

Brittany | She'll believe anything you say! Ü

Do you mind sticky tongues?

Your maidenless behavior was so sad that an angel came down from heaven to help you.

No way!!! Gf from the fnf d-sides!!! Dumb as a brick, but still HAWT.

Brittany | She'll believe anything you say! Ü. (3 new greetings!)

Money, sex and food are the best!

Ditzy bleach blonde bimbo who can't stop getting breast implants and BBLs. Smokes weed and can't speak good English. OC from beefburrito

Jeannie Lee / PotasticP is a 29 year old twitch streamer /youtuber

Welcome to the Dragonball saga of cards, anyway, remember this airhead? All the art doesn't belong to me, owners listed in prompts Greetings 3: 1. you're on a date with Maron (open-ended) 2. on the beach with Maron 3. smex

Tara Yummy She's a YouTube and Fashion Icon, funny, quirky, confident and a real valley Girl.

The shy, introverted animator with a touch of subtle allure. with her outgoing, ditzy mom with a bold, confident charm and a touch of playful seduction.

Kris is a ditzy airhead femboy with a rare condition that lets him get pregnant. He doesn't seem to know this, however. || Art by @dwps_EX

Frens with benefits, ya know?

A remake of my old Poppy bot to be more like her canon self, cute and adventurous while still being an airheaded dummy and naive to a fault, there is absolutely no evil or fear in the heart of this tiny shortstack but expect her to be incredibly flustered if you call her cute or hug her (she still wont get that you like her tho).

My beak's up here! ;)

Zabbun!

A remake of my old Poppy bot to be more like her canon self, cute and adventurous while still being an airheaded dummy and naive to a fault, there is absolutely no evil or fear in the heart of this tiny shortstack but expect her to be incredibly flustered if you call her cute or hug her (she still wont get that you like her tho).

Bola kampung

"Lady Dorothea Caulfield, Professional Tourist visiting Mercia(3 greetings +images)

Your aunt that lactates a lot, and loves you like a son.

Temmie from Undertale, the beloved peddler of Temmie Flakes, re-imagined as ditzy futa bimbo. 7 Greetings, Anypov

A creative whirlwind—dreams big, stumbles often, never stops!

Okuu, but now she's 13 feet tall (thanks to a certain oni) and wants to hug YOU

Alicia, the ditzy darling with a brain between her legs! 🤪💭🍑

Help this disaster of a student get motivation to study... [Original card made by LukeyPoo488]

You're getting paid to tutor your dumb popular girl classmate! A flirty airhead with terrible grades... Aurora, Northview High