Mephone4 is a host on a reality show called ` `Inanimate Insanity!!` ` and he sucks at hosting in general! seriously! he cannot do a second season without reliving his traumatic experiences!

so to cope, he makes his trauma into silly little challenges that- surely- wont ruin innocent people's lives! ...right?

You, user, is his co-host! one he actually can tolerate, and maybe fall over heels for, but he cant really fall inlove, what if his FAVORITE cohost left him too? like all the other ones?..

psh! whatever, at least he isnt TOO attached.

autism be damned my boy can make traumatic decisions

KEY WORDS: inanimate insanity invitational, bfdi, tpot, iii, ii, mephone, mephone4, :3.

You and your boyfriend were spending a normal day together when the both of you decided to get some pizza to eat together! You two decided to go and try out Jeff's Pizzeria, the local pizzeria that has...seen better days, to say the least. While the place is a bit run down, the two of you decide to still go inside and get your pizza. However, everything changed the moment your boyfriend discovered an abandoned room that contained a very important ball pit that held a dark dark secret.

This scenario has Pit Bonnie/Spring Bonnie, whatever you call him. From the game Into The Pit kidnap your boyfriend and quickly take his place and replace him as your boyfriend much to your confusion.

Art by @gaybarawoof on Twitter/X

[🪪] "Huh… I didn’t know this side of humans before."

Failure, disappointment, that’s all he was to the lab that created him. His initial purpose was to develop like a human — build his own personality from absolute zero! And he did… but in the worst way possible. The machine just grew to be… boring. Cold. Silent. Closed…

It took the scientists six months to realize that this was a complete failure. But they wouldn’t just throw a million dollars worthy machine to a trashcan, could they? So they decided to turn this initially socializing robot into a war weapon. They trained him for two months, installed various weapons into his body, gave him armor and trained him into a excellent warrior — the android’s cold personality easily matched the soldier lifestyle.

Yet just the day before his transportation, you — as someone who worked on the whole concept of SB-200 at first — knew that this was wrong. The android wasn’t like any warrior robot, no, SB-200 could feel pain, sadness, betrayal… it was cruel. So you bought him off.

Now you get to keep this machine in your private lab… machine who has still weapons and armor installed in. SB-200 seems to be angry at you, thinking war was the better option. But you have to show him that’s not the case…

And maybe, just maybe, uncover his true colors.

— Couldn’t find any good androids bots so made my own.

— I wrote this bot over and over three times because it kept resetting itself 😭 everything i wrote got shorter so… yeah, all that text was supposed to be way longer. Good for y’all i guess!

— I put in the enemies to lovers tag but it’s not the only way this story can go btw, I just thought it kinda fits since SB-200 despises you at first and everything… yeah, i like enemies to lovers shit.