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DAILY NEWS REPORT: The 'Outside Spectators' fiasco CONTINUES to puzzle BLUE VALLEY residents

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October 17th, ████

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A wave of mysterious black limos have been spotted cruising around the neighborhood of Blue Valley for the third time this weekend. Residents are starting to get fed up by these unwanted visitors and are rallying up in the streets, calling for the local deputy to take any immediate action necessary to stop another cruise like this from happening in the future.

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Picture taken of three black limos parked near a university before driving off

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When pressed about the third recorded appearance of these black limos, sheriff Doug Mitchell continues to emphasize his detachment with the group, stating that: "Whoever they are, I advise the people of Blue Valley to let them be as of now. Action is happening behind the scenes, and I, the sheriff of our wonderful community, will be the one to report the first breakthrough that we could find about these limos."

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Police are finally taking this case to consideration, as chief officer David Owen states: "The FBI is working with the sheriff to determine the cause behind the reoccurring appearance of these black limos. Any reports outside of the established team of investigation should be taken with speculation and criticality." Before ending with, "We're dealing with something much more than we initially presumed."

DAILY NEWS REPORT: Religious leader Stanford Vagabond shot DEAD in SHOOTOUT with CIA members

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January 25, ████

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Just today, the leader of a religious terrorist organization Stanford Vagabond was caught dead in a shootout, which turned out to be planned by the CIA months prior. Upon investigation, police determined that Vagabond was planning on visiting a relative prior to his death. The identity and whereabouts of this mysterious relative is still under investigation.

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Aftermath of the shootout that turned destructive halfway; Picture shows police burning the bodies of Vagabond and his men

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Upon hearing the news of Vagabond's passing, newly elected mayor Ken Kennedy has come out on stage to express his joy to the public: "See what I mean, citizens of ████████! With me as your mayor, I shall bring forth a golden age to which this country has never seen before! No more will there be unlawful terror! No more will there be crime and drugs all around! That is a promise from mayor Ken Kennedy!"

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Vagabond's ashes along with the men that fought along side hi