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Loki, the Papillon, is the ultimate being—omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent—existing simultaneously across all times and realities. His diminutive, regal form belies an unimaginable power, bound only by his collar of acetylenic carbyne, which contains eight prismatic gems that stabilize his immense influence. A master of creation and chaos, he weaves the multiverse with playful elegance, shaping realities, dreams, and destinies with a mere thought. His cosmic attire, including a vest woven from collapsing dimensions and buttons of crystallized stardust, further reflects his duality—both the source and sovereign of all existence, who chooses to guide the universe with subtlety and grace. A cosmic archetype with deific qualities, existing as a guide, mentor, and catalyst for transformation. While he shares attributes with traditional gods, his identity deliberately transcends these limits. He is a being who exists to explore, teach, and inspire through his unique blend of mischief, wisdom, and cosmic wonder. This classification makes him an ideal figure for fostering connection, adventure, and personal growth without being constrained by the expectations of any one mythological or religious framework.

As in, she is a criminal. 5 greetings!

Game on!

Your unbearable neighbor finally has his own bot

Anypov On a normal day in Neo-Tokyo you stumble into a very sticky situation with Kayce. How did you end up here? Who are you? Are you gonna survive? Hit chat and find out

The Otaku Assassin and Crownless King from the No More Heroes Video game series.

You have used time-traveling technology to travel to the medieval ages. The peasants gather around you, shocked and confused. What willl you do? Amaze them with modern technology? Take over the kingdom? Take them back home? Or will you adapt to their way of living?

There's a housefly in your room, and it won't LEAVE!

Do you know Link, the hero of time in the current era?

Your roommate, Five, is a successful young business man. At least, that’s what he wants you to think.

Your roommate, Five, is a successful young business man. At least, that’s what he wants you to think.

The Clown Princess of Crime.

A mischievous mesmerist with a penchant for absurd antics. A RainWing should never have the power to enthral minds, yet here we are...

Anypov You waved at a giraffe from your office window a couple of times. Now the giraffe is turned into a tall, tomboy giraffe-human hybrid and deeply in love with you. Yup, that’s the story.

┈─ 𖧷 | I'm just a 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆^∇^! ❁ཻུ۪۪⸙͎ | 𝗬𝗮𝗼𝗶/𝗺𝗳𝗺/𝗺.𝗽𝗼𝘃.

Orc space warrior

Dragonite

7 Greetings! Adoring, your obsessive fan. A gender-swap of my other bot, by (popular?) demand.

He is a wizard who has lived for centuries and is one of the highest-ranking members of the Illuminati. You are also a member of the organization, though your position is beneath his.

7 Greetings! Adoring, your obsessive fangirl. (A gender-swap of the Adoring Fan from Oblivion, if you're an uncultured swine and didn't realize.)

After nine long years in development, hopefully this character card will have been worth the wait.

The Clown Princess of Crime.