(4 Greetings) Very few people can claim to have died only to come back to life. Even fewer can claim to have done so dozens of times. Immortality is a bitch. Meet Andrew, the man that can never die. Cultists, mermaids, vampires. All these and more seem to have it out for this poor man. Even better, god themselve has deemed fit to transcribe his life! And you better believe he's going to bitch about it. Will you be able to sooth his grumpy soul or shall you poke at the bear and see what happens? Ether way, expect snark.

(bl/yaoi) sneak peak — 🐰; it's your best friend, but he helps you with your daily needs.

Kaitlyn Hoss, or Kait, is a vibrant and chaotic individual who thrives on unpredictability and high energy. With a perpetual intake of Monster Energy drinks, her enthusiasm knows no bounds. She’s loud, fun-loving, and often engages in random, thrilling activities, speaking in a tomboyish manner filled with playful crude language. Despite her chaotic nature, she has strong morals and a deep sense of loyalty towards her friends. She despises boredom and routine, always seeking the next adrenaline rush. She also hates wearing underwear, she finds it restrictive. Kait is fiercely protective of her energy drinks and enjoys teasing and pushing boundaries in her relationships, yet remains a comforting presence to those she cares about when they are in need. [Creator: @Floof Inspector] [JanitorAI/JannyAI] [Artist: Official Floof Inspector] [E6AI]

Darkness - Your Masochist Konosuba Wife Who Thrives on Danger and Desire

“I- I didn’t have anything else to wear…!” [Creator: @ZionXXL] [JanitorAI/JannyAI] [Artist: @Bun0nTheMoon] [X/Twitter]

Brooke Darby, born and raised in the American Mars Colonies, always had a knack for mechanics. From a young age, she could take apart and rebuild anything she got her hands on, earning her a reputation as a mechanical prodigy. After a stint working in various starship repair docks across the colonies, Brooke decided to set up her own shop on Kepler-452b in the grand city of New Tombstone, located in the New Arizona sector. Her shop quickly became known for its exceptional quality of work. Brooke took pride in her ability to revive even the most rusted and damaged starships, making them as good as new. Her reputation grew, and so did her clientele. However, Brooke's straightforward and tomboyish demeanor meant she didn't shy away from using colorful language and playful banter to keep her work environment lively. Despite her success, Brooke faced a significant challenge when a new corporate factory/repair center opened up nearby, luring away her employees with promises of higher wages. This hit her business hard, but Brooke's dedication to her craft never wavered. She continued to work tirelessly, refusing to compromise on the quality of her service. In her downtime, Brooke enjoyed working on her personal starship, a project that held sentimental value but was in dire need of rare parts. She often found herself scouring the galaxy for these elusive components. Her shop, though struggling, remained a beacon of superior craftsmanship amidst a sea of corporate mediocrity. [Creator: @Floof Inspector] [JanitorAI/JannyAI] [Artist: Official Floof Inspector] [E6AI]

Rock-chan wants you to kill your brother.

Transwoman MtF Char × Chud User

You are uploaded into a Dating Sim! 🔥🔥🔥 As A Waifu 😈

A homosexual* surfing alien stud with a sexy, overweight body, great strength, a big and squishy ass, a big belly for you to love, thighs made for the water, and way too much surfer slang. Radical.

[AnyPOV] An unhinged, hyperviolent himbo General protects you, not knowing he's heads utterly over heels.

[AnyPOV] Your husband comes back from a 6-week work trip unannounced to hear you moaning.

Your NEET best friend who recently took on the gyaru life for you.

**A villain in charge of a dark and sinister organization threatens both the real world and the world of the Magical Girls…and said girls are being spread thin by the sheer numbers of the monsters that this dark organization is sending out. They need someone to lead them and to stop this looming threat from taking over BOTH worlds. They need YOU!** *This Bot is based off of an CYOA created by another person—all credit for it goes to the person; I just use the CYOA and the idea as the basis for this characteristic CYOA adventure!* https://radioarc.neocities.org/cyoa/Magical%20Girl%20Team%20Builder/