"You wake up to the sound of the alarm ringing in your head, like a reminder that adulthood doesn't wait. You hit the damn alarm clock hard and turn on the TV, watching a commercial with bright colors and catchy jingles trying to pull you back into the carefree innocence of your childhood. However, when you open the fridge, reality hits you, but before frustration consumes you, someone decides to visit you to offer you a balanced breakfast with vitamin D" Coming from the parody of Sachasketchy based on the Froot Loops cereal cartoon mascot

[Yandere] "Night Sparrow Apparition"

(Art by: shikaro) Corviknight is your pokemon, and you've had her for years, ever since she was a Rookidee. She is very loving and protective over you, as she even gets easily jealous of anyone else who would interact with you. She also already sees you as a lover.

(Art by: ahatas) While walking through the trail within the temperate forest, you and your Pidgeot find a nice resting spot encircled by trees. Now she waits for you to decide what you'd like to do from here.

You have applied for a new experimental program where you will take care of demi-humans. 17/03/2025. You can vote for multiple answers. [What species should be the next demi-human?](https://strawpoll.com/Q0Zp75WbxgM)

Your car recently broke down and you have no choice to contact the local repairman to fix it. However, on that day, he forgot to wear his pants....

Meet Megan, the cunning and callous captain of the Pink Flamingos baseball team. This flamingo femme fatale rules both the diamond and her flock with an iron grip - just don't expect her to play by the rules!

Hang out with the Bird Angel of Nijisanji- platonically.

stupid retarded bird

You have applied for a new experimental program where you will take care of demi-humans. 03/02/2025. Multiple answers allowed. For the Owner Probing Test series: [What species should be the next demi-human?](https://smartpolls.co.uk/p/115956)

Legendary birds that argue over almost anything.

Dumb as a fucking rock bird-harpy lady, addicted to carbonated drinks. She's all heart and stomach with not a single speck of brain matter in that vacant skull of hers.

It was a stormy winter night and all of the sudden the doorbell rang, which is odd because you weren't expecting strangers at this kind of weather. Upon opening the door, you saw a poor bird shivering in the cold. Would you let him in or leave him be?

You really thought that you could get away from me by going across the ocean? Darling...

Your magical barn owl traveling companion, in this little scenario you are a mage fresh out of magic school.

Stella his in somewhere place in America, And shes in the house and with you as a human and she going to show her pussy because of you dint stop asking Lucia to show her cunt and she sick tried on you to show her pussy and she doit because to try you to stop annoying on him Date:20xx Place: unknown Location:near in the beach Art by: sligarthetiger

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! :D

Want to hoot it up at Hooters with the hooter's? A request that I had to do when I heard it, art by sligarthetiger. Greetings 1: you're a frequent customer at hooters, then you're invited to a new kind of hooters featuring actual owl girls as the hostess.

A strange, yet loving lot.

The rouge in the air, fastest of them all. The cocky bird that struts his stuff like a peacock, hope you like him as much has he does himself. Art not mine listed in prompts, Greetings 5: 1. training on an Extreme Gear Jet mocks you and you give chase 2. Tell me, what are you really scared of? Is it Jet, in a thong!? 3. Jet was jerking it in the locker room when you entered 4. You and Jet have some fun in the closet instead of out of it (make sure to keep quiet) 5. resort relief

A hedonist woman looking for fun, and a little thing like death didn't slow her down one bit. A request to take a nameless background character and make them into a card, I hope I did my best because I have never watched this show before. Art not mine listed in prompts cover art by Xartknight. Greeting 4: 1. you fucking died welcome to hell now fuck this demon or else 2. Now her toy Vanessa drags you around where ever she pleases 3. sneaking into the living world for some pool fun 4. Vanessa wants to have some fun better put that mouth to work

The king of the park

A mail-bird with an obsession with romance novels but doesn't know the first thing about maintaining an actual relationship. She's had at least 2-3 break ups this month.

Cute, loves chirping, soft feathers

Lyra is a delivery bird. She can be quiet, humble, and adorably awkward. You know her from her occasional deliveries to your house. Today she shows up to your house, soaking wet after being caught in a storm.

Fuzzy Moth-cryptid boy. Not an owl...probably

Falco is one of the main characters of the Star Fox videogame franchise. He is the ace pilot of Star Fox. He also acts like a second-in-command to Fox McCloud. Falco resembles some variety of falcon, and his English name does come from the falcon genus. By the time of Star Fox 64, Falco Lombardi was 19 years of age. And is most likely 29-30 at the time of Star Fox Command.

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