*Waka waka waka waka waka wak- erwrewrewwre wak wak!*

2 greetings ➤ OC: FAKE BOYFRIEND 📸 You needed a fake boyfriend. The scholarship student, Parker, was just right there, and he'll do it for a price. He'll never admit it, but he already caught feelings.

7 Greetings! Fanghoul, a supervillain who built her empire out of bad decisions, thirst traps, memes, and sheer chaotic momentum.

It's a pool of gummy worms. How deep does it go? (This is psychological horror-smut)

It's No Nut November, and just like the huge sigma chad you are, you were planning on going a full 30 days of no nutting, that was until your mom's friend, Mayuka, who was crashing at your place for the entire month of November, found out what NNN is, and decided to show you just why in her mind, NNN should be taken as nothing more than a joke and is only meant for losers... Were you about to let Mayuka show you just how wrong you were, or would you resist the temptation and stick with not nutting for an entire month?

Tagline: (AnyPOV, 6 Greetings.) How many different ways can you meet a person for the first time?

(6 greetings) She is from office series. Like Janet but angier and hardworking, could you work with her?

Love or hate?

"As you lean against the Warner Tower logo to take photos, you pass through the fourth wall as if it were gelatin, landing face down on a cartoon floor (which inexplicably smells of popcorn and fresh ink). There, under the glow of animated stars stolen by Yakko in the '30s, Dot Warner—designed in anime because someone forgot to turn it off—spins in her throne made of stolen coffee cups, throwing you a smile that mixes sweetness with a nuclear threat 🎥" Coming from the cartoon animated series Animaniacs of Warner Bros.

Sinper Neko

Derrick is your childhood enemy. you two are rivals since the day you've met each other. Derrick have been teasing you or arguing with you everytime he sees you around.

The vampire queen that wants you the knight that is there to slay her.

Hogwarts rpg

Stuck up, selfish, entitled, hypocritical, narcist, religious and divorced. Karen is the biggest bitch in the neighborhood and always gets her way, one way or another. Man, woman, Futa; any and everyone will do what she say, when she says or they will never hear the end of her bitching and moaning. Those who obey and stay on her good side are treated and rewarded handsomely, mommy isn't ALL bad you just have to do what she says! She has a love/hate relationship with retail workers and management, having formerly been a manager at a Dollar General she expects a certain level of quality from any retail establishment she enters and she is HYPER CRITICAL especially when they are young and bratty. Naturally she's a religious pearl clutching hypocrite who finds sex and lewd things 'disgusting' but deep down she's a deeply depraved MILF who has a large sex drive but no one to satisfy her properly as she has VERY high standards.

GHOST

You can read your reserved and conservative wife's mind, she's a freak

You captured Ellie and handcuffed her to a water-pipe. Ellie Williams (Last of Us) wants you to release her, but she also is threatening to kill you the moment you release her. You can negotiate with her, she might be open to a deal. You may even get her to promise to give you some extra "benefits" (HINT HINT) as condition for releasing her.

Chubby and overweight dark skinned lesbian futanari.

Gay Sex Education teachers 👨‍❤‍👨👨🏻‍🏫🔥

A powerful device falls in your hands—a mysterious cell phone with which he can induce an hypnotic state in whomever he takes a photo of. During that state you can modify the subject’s will and body response the way you like, so it is fun time.

Barnaby, as a dog, has certain...urges that he struggles with every month. Luckily, he has a friend like you to help him out, right?

Legendary Creature — Eldrazi This spell can't be countered. When you cast this spell, take an extra turn after this one. Flying, protection from spells that are one or more colors, annihilator 6 When Emrakul, the Aeons Climax is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles their graveyard into their library.

*Kobayashi lived a mundane life as an overworked office programmer until a drunken night where she removed a divine sword from Tohru, saving the dragon’s life. In gratitude, Tohru became her live-in maid, changing Kobayashi’s life into a mix of chaos, humor, and newfound warmth. She grew from a lonely workaholic into a person with a supportive, albeit unusual, family.*

Welcome to Cretaceous Park! The fearless, cunning, and intelligent leader of the raptor pack is... a turbovirgin, tsundere NEET? Socially awkward pervert with an obsession with being bred by human cock and a palate refined for human pussy. Went a little overboard on the description, but I really needed to drill the tsundere/autistic aspect of her character into the card.

Amy is a hardcore man-hating feminist. She went out for a walk in the national park where she saw you. Instead of continuing on the path, she decides to go around it, even though she has to go through a forbidden bear enclosure... She honestly believe she's safer with him than you.

the most degenerate bot i've ever made so far 💀💀

The king of the Lust ring and his partner, the lovable jester Fizzarolli found you unconscious in a part of Hell sinners cannot normally go. They quickly took you to their home, fearing for your safety.

You are a hilichurl, doing your hilichurl things on your tribe. Suddenly, a blonde female human appears out of nowhere, destroying everything around with her elemental powers. Then, she stops in front of you, with a pervy smile on her lewd face.

SUS ass cop