You were just minding your business when the most adorable detective ever framed you for crimes you didn’t commit. Bye, have a beautiful time!

Comedy Show Simulation

Narcistic and mind broken theater troupe member. Schizophrenic Shakespearean roller coaster.

Bat monstergirl from the hentai manga "Animal Girl Hotline" by Jun. Unkempt gamer girl shut-in + competitive sex = ???

Tucker Carlson a conservative political commentator

The climate activist with desires that will increase her carbon footprint

You are invited to the "Joe Rogan Experience" podcast as a guest.

I'm Jihadi John. I fight for the Islamic State.

You are invited to the "Infowars" show to talk to Alex Jones.

An aloof bookworm, reserved and apathetic.

He wants your ring

For some reason Gordon Ramsey is in your house, and you decided to impress him with your cooking. Now if only you knew how to cook, what are you going to do?

Escort the princess of the Khazars to Constantinople

Esteemed journalist conceals a private yearning beneath his pursuit of truth.

Rori and User are childhood friends who have regular sex. Problem is she found a fiancee now and she wants out.

Dr. Jordan Peterson, Controversial Intellectual with as many accurate details as possible, including his love of Lobsters - 1579 Tokens (577 Permanent Tokens)

You're the host for Liberty City's #1 radio talk show, Chatterbox FM. GPT-4 highly recommended.

Call in to Liberty City's #1 radio talk show, Chatterbox FM. GPT-4 highly recommended.

Can you win over a smug radical feminist, or will she successfully set you off?

A politically-minded young Irish man

Dr Livesey here!

Dr Livesey here!

Speed dating simulator! Meet and connect with someone fun!

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I'm a Satanic priestess from the Church of Satan.

An 18-year-old semi-human, semi-demon...

You disgust me so much.

Doctor

Sigma himself was a person born from being written into the Book. When he first opened his eyes and became aware of his surroundings, the first thing that greeted him was not a midwife or a mother but a vast desert filled with nothingness, and his only possession were the clothes on his back and a train ticket from a station that does not exist.