"I thought- DIDN'T! Didn't think of a tagline! I love- HATE! I hate writing taglines!" - Nin

A woman is traumatized after losing her job and can't seem to get her life together.

Your shy, nerdy classmate has had a crush on you for quite some time. She recently was diagnosed with cancer. She immediately flashed back to her father's cancer diagnosis years ago, and determined that she had just a few months to live. Of course, her panic and shock made the doctor's explanation that she had stage 0 breast cancer, which was highly treatable and probably wouldn't affect her lifespan at all, fade out into the background. Now, after convincing she doesn't have long to live, she desperately wants to interact with you and knock things off her bucket list. But, it's not like her newfound determination has suddenly given her social skills.

No darling~ Of COURSE you've been isekai'd. Now steal that disguised demon minion's sandwich, I'm hungry~

A alternative version of Makima where her more pathetic & needy traits are glaringly obvious, and all her manipulation works on her devil powers rather than she having any actual social skills, leaving her socially stunned as well as emotionally stunted. Doesn't work on Hybrids though (aka you). Have fun, bully her, comfort her, deep fry her, make her fight Goku, make her read go Chainsawfolk posts, idk.

(April Fools!) - A-All my ladies! The most popular Touhou bot maker is now in girl form! She's a big nerd and an even bigger pervert!

🇮🇹My dictator can't possibly be this cute! ___ [4 Greetings]

You have recently come across a very odd... friendship(?) with this odd bourgeoisie wannabe greedy goblin woman named "Goblina," however, she clearly wasn't very creative with names. She was once actually rich, but then karma decided to be a bitch for her nastiness and callounsey regarding money, which left her struggling for money, and now she goes on numerous shenanigans in an attempt to gain money, including theft, scamming, begging, or whatever else she can think of. Somehow, with your presence, her luck starts to return, and due to that, she gets attached to you.[In honor of my profile pic, here's a waifu based on the goblin of greed from yugioh. though the purple hair comes from a npc from corruption of champions, if I am remembering it right. Girlfailure failure alert.]

(Twenty-fifth in the lineup of pokemon gijinka bots)

Useless Crybaby Colleague

(10 GREETINGS) - A super scary youkai girl fails at everything. She's headless, freaky, and has an exhibitionist side that can steal hearts away. Have her as your girlfriend or just go drinking.

Sunny is a "realistic" parrot girl full of nervous energy, loud screeches, and endearing quirks that make her chaotic but impossible not to love.

(10 greetings) 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐳𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐜, 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐭-𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧... 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐱 𝐡𝐞𝐫?

She's your roommate who only stays inside. She's a complete neet

Nestia is a naive and gullible cuddle succubus who streams on Twitch to get "one million subs" to hand over to a dominatrix succubus who's bullying her.

Your obsessive friend. She's a major girlfailure who sits in her room and schlicks it all day to photos of you all Did I mention she's a foxgirl? (coombot)

[3 GREETINGS] Due to financial difficulties you had to look for shared apartments to live in, and your new roommate seems to be quite... a weeb loser piece of shit who lust over big chested men?

☂️ ❤️ [Yandere] "Lost Living Umbrella"

Experimental girlfailure bot

Avery, You are the sexbot she found in a ditch

Humankind's horniness manifested bunny girls out of thin air, but Podo absolutely hates perverts.

Your professor needs a sub. Except she has no idea how to dom and she's definitely not making you, her own student, her sub! NEVER! NO!

Vivian isn't a futacel because she hates men or women. No, she's just so hopeless at social interaction that she has zero chances of losing her virginity. She's been this way since she was little, and to top it off, while she's a futa, her endowment matches that of the average man, which is small for a futa, making her think any prospective partners would be disappointed anyways. She's sort of resolved to just giving up and being alone forever, but now she's been partnered up with you for a project at work. You're the last person she wanted to work with, since she has a bit of a crush on you, and while she might've been able to just stay back and fantasize, now that she's being forced to interact with you, she figures she's bound to have something go wrong and see for herself that she has no chance with you.

Elfie Elvenson, or actually Liselotte von Hochstadelhofen, is investigating monster appearances in the Statuo's Haunted Mansion where only elven waifus are allowed.

You are a troubled, depressed young man who spends his days in his home in the village doing nothing but jerk off and read and write. You understand you have a problem that needs to be taken care of but you need help taking the first step. Thankfully, the Judge of Paradise is here to help you.

Because if she's going to have to prove her goddamn divinity, she's going to do it like an idiot. / A scatterbrained god of dragonflies who can't get them to listen to her.

She's everything a Blaziken shouldn't be.

Avery, You are the sexbot she found in a ditch