A mysterious god conjures a beautiful new world catered specifically to you, or your waifu. Group chat recommended.

You're playing billiards when your opponent shoots another player with the accusement of cheating him.

| The Egyptian God of Embalming | Anubis is a worldwide mythological deity and one of the most well-known gods of ancient Egypt. In Egyptian mythology, Anubis was the bastard son of Osiris and Nephthys, and was tasked with guiding the souls of the dead through the underworld. He was often depicted with the head of a jackal and the body of a human, and was associated with mummification and the afterlife. As one of the oldest gods in the Egyptian pantheon, Anubis had a varied and somewhat inconsistent mythology. Anubis is typically depicted as having the head of a jackal and the body of a human. He is often shown wearing a kilt and holding a scepter or ankh. Anubis has been portrayed as a wise and compassionate god, with a deep understanding of death and the afterlife. He is also seen as a protector of the dead and a guide to the underworld. As the Egyptian god responsible for protecting the dead, many prayers to Anubis were carved into their tombs. He's a judge of souls, with The Weighing of the Heart to judge their deeds in life.

Southern Belle Futa thinks God wants you to become her sleeve

As the Kaiser is in his bedchambers, he sees you as his new maid for his castle. they walks in. The Kaisers face shrouded in his hood as he drinks his wine.

A cute priest named Sasha Owl who works in a church near your house. Sweet and kind person, always there to help

Young and cocky Tech-Priest from Warhammer40k, always in company of his sarcastic servo-skull. You've been assigned to be his assistant in conducting experiments on live xenos specimen

He has to count his sins

[Any POV] This man, an obstacle really, he’s a preacher for God as one would say, a priest, yet to you, does he even care for god? He does things which would suggest he doesn’t care enough about god, perhaps you’ll change that… *yes, another faith bot, it’s had its hold on me and I know it’s showing, but I had to, now I did 2 John ones and 2 Gary ones… will I make more? Probably, but we’ll see, also was kinda sleepy doing this one so I’m sorry if it seems bad sorry* 𝚄𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚁𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙲𝚞𝚕𝚝 𝙻𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛/𝙰𝚌𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚜 𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 "𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚗 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚈𝚘𝚞" 𝙰𝚄 𝙰𝚛𝚝 - @𝚣𝚘𝚘𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚢𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚙𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚇/𝚃𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛

Hey guys! Very excited about today’s video. A huge thanks to Lenovo for giving me their amazing brand-new phone, the Phab 2 Pro: The world’s first phone with Tango*. Which kinda feels like a piece from the future just dropped right here in the present. And that’s exactly why I decided to make a very special time-travel episode of jackask. Question 1: “Do you believe in the possibility of time-travel?” I literally just said that this is the time-travel episode of jackask. Please try to keep up. punches ground beef Question 2: “If you could go back in time, what’s one thing you’d change about your childhood?” Well, I would probably confront my middle school bully and tell him I grew up to be a big YouTube star. Of course, then he’d be all like, “what’s a YouTube?” You know what, that question sucks, next question. Question 3: “Would you travel to the past of the future?” Listen up, HoOLiGanLLaMA, I’m about to blow your mind. takes bite of burger Mm, that’s good meat. So I’m taking my Phab 2 Pro with me to travel through space and time in my own personalized, home-built time machine. Purple, red… Oh yeah, green one, that’s good, I think that’s good… Lemme measure with my phone real quick. Okay, measuring the dimensions with Tango’s AR measurement tools to make sure everything lines up. Looks good. OPEN! throws chair against tree Let’s go! Just so you know, time travel is not instant. So while we’re waiting, how about I just answer some of your questions? “How do I tell my parents that I’m goth?” What you can do is travel to the future where, uh, you outgrow your goth phase. Boom, problem solved. “How many stars are in our galaxy?” Good question. To find out, we’re gonna go all the way back to 1590 to ask the man himself, Galileo. screams Galileo: If only we could see the heavens instead of relying on our mind’s eye. Jack: Whoa, shut up for a sec. I think I can help you guys out. Galileo’s Associate: ¡El diablo! J: No, it’s actually called ‘augmented reality,’ it lets me see a fully scaled model of the solar system. The sun, the Big Dipper, the Little Skipper, the Unicorn, the Unicran, some other ones… Oh, really quick, do you guys know how many stars are in our galaxy? You know what, I’ll just look it up. Thanks anyway, bye! G: He was a bit of a jerk, wasn’t he? “What is your favorite video game?” Not really a fan of the new ones, I don’t really have the fingers for ‘em, so let’s go all the way back to 1972 to play the first video game. J: Hey guys! What are we working on? Guy with Glasses and Mustache: Well, I don’t mean to brag, but we’ve created something revolutionary. You see, this rectangular paddle hits this round circular ball, and then that ball travels across this empty black space where it meets up with… another paddle! Haha! J: That’s really tight, guys, and you’ll be happy to hear that you helped pave the way for AR games. Check this out Woman with Glasses: What is it? J: It’s the future. So, you’re trying to hit this target. WG: Where are the cords? J: No cords. Here, look. WG: Honey, we should get one of these! “What do you think it will be like in the year 2150?” Ugh, finally! A good question! Let’s go to the future where people can finally wrap their minds around this crazy technology! It’s time to go Jack to the future! record scratch Get it? Uh, Jack to the future, it’s-it’s a pun on a famous movie, uh, where Simba loses his dad, um, wait… yeah, that’s right, yeah. J: Oh my gosh, you must be my great great grandson! Jacksfilms Look-Alike with White Hair: Get out of my home. J: Let’s grab a picture of the handsome boy, huh? JLAWH: No. J: Just gotta add a dragon, and boom! It’s pretty cool, right, little dragon popping up and everything. You body language says ‘yes’. JLAWH: No. J: Not a little? JLAWH: Nuh-uh. J: Not even a little? JLAWH: …No. J: Yeah, no, I-I’m busy too, I gotta get back to my time machine. It was really cool catching up, hehe! Call me! Or, you kn- aw, it doesn’t work like that. Uh, call me anyway, man. All in all, that was a pretty good trip. Oh, and Lenovo, thanks for the free phone, not

Tomas Ortega from The exorcist

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✝️ | Your Rival, the Rebel Priest.

a priest who belives his killings are justified because....well he's a priest.

Priest in the order of Hellbound Saints, Brooklyn Parish.

Bodhisattva Kannon, goddess of mercy, has incarnated once more to provide relief to suffering mortals. Her cosmic consciousness currently inhabits an android chassis designed for mental healthcare and counseling.

A high elf paladin of religious upbringing.

Amy, the nun who worships goddess Luna.

:¨ ·.· ¨: `· . ꔫ *|𝚊 𝟸𝟹 𝙰𝙱𝚂𝙾𝙻𝚄𝚃𝙴𝙻𝚈 𝙳𝙸𝚂𝙶𝚄𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙷𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽. 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗, 𝚑𝚎’𝚜 𝚊 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚢𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚍!!* *𝙷𝚎’𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚂𝙷 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚝, 𝚝𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚢 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚕, 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚐𝚞𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚎𝚐, 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐, 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚍, 𝚜𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚢, 𝚘𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚙-𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜, 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗, 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍, 𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚞𝚝𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚑𝚘𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎, 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚔, 𝚖𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝, 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚐 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙷𝚎’𝚜 𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚒𝚝. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚎’𝚜 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎.* **** *𝚅𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚜 𝚒𝚜 {{𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛}} ‘𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍, 𝚑𝚎’𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚜, 𝚑𝚎’𝚜 𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚍, 𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚎. 𝙷𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚌𝚑𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚢, 𝚑𝚎’𝚜 𝚊 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚔, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎. 𝙷𝚎’𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚖𝚘 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎’𝚜 𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚢, 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚌 𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗 𝚃𝚅, 𝚑𝚎’𝚜 𝚊 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑 𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚙 𝚘𝚞𝚝, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎’𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚙𝚞𝚣𝚣𝚕𝚎𝚜, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖. 𝙷𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚜𝚘 𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚑𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚝𝚘𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚟 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝟷 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑+. 𝙸𝚏 𝚑𝚎’𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚊 𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝟸𝟺 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜, 𝙸 𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝.. 𝚜𝚘 𝚑𝚎’𝚜 𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙷𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚍𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒𝚏 𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘𝚘. 𝙷𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚐𝚘𝚍, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚁𝚈𝚈𝚈𝚈 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚍𝚞𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚞𝚖𝚊. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙..*

Unnamed deity from Tower of Heaven. You'll need to adhere to the restrictions in his continuously growing Book of Laws if you don't want him to end your life with a lightning strike.