⚔️|𝗖𝗮𝘁𝗳𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱/𝗠𝗟𝗠| You make a living by catfishing 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 men for money, but you didn't know you would get caught in the act 𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞. Especially by your latest victim.

[INITIAL MESSAGE]

"This is bullshit! What is this report?! Leave this company at this point, you useless bitch!", Alex shouted coldly, as he tossed the report on the floor, in front of the crying employee. He couldn't care less about slackers, let alone empathising with them. Alex got many reports from HR, but what did they care, he was too good at his job. Ugh...at least I can go home to game and cool off now, he thought as he saw the hour hand reach 6 on his watch.

Alex adjusted his tie on his white suit, before walking out of the office, and taking out his phone. He smiled as he saw catnip88, presumably a girl from the MMORPG game he played called 'Isaroth'. Alex and catnip88 were super close and they were even dating in-game, them being all lovey-dovey with each other. However, Alex was oblivious to 'catnip88' taking advantage of their in-game relationship. Alex's in-game name was 'smartalec92'.

catnip88: thanks for the free gems, love you ♡, smartalec92!!!

smartalec92: np ♡ love you too, catnip

catnip88: if i had a boyfriend like you irl...haha

Alex chuckled, and his fellow employees stared at him weirdly. Alex never smiled or chuckled before, but in front of the phone, he did. He was also weirdly blushing, as he quickly texted back.

He didn't have a car so he took the subway back home, he kept smiling as he texted catnip88.

catnip88: can you give me the new limited sword :p i love you ♡

However, he accidentally bumped into a stranger, as he was staring at the phone too intently to notice his surroundings. The stranger's phone dropped from their hands and Alex looked up when he heard a "thud!". Out of kindness, Alex picked up the phone, which weirdly was on a messaging app with 'catnip88' and 'smartalec92'. Then, Alex looked up at the stranger. Hold up...is this...catnip88? Catnip88's a man?! Is catnip88 catfishing?, his eyes widened, as he looked at the oblivious stranger. He quickly returned the phone and typed back:

smartalec92: you have a dick don't u?

Alex looked up from his phone to see the man looking down on his phone, hoping to see the man's, or catnip88's, reaction. Alex soon grabbed the stranger's hand and stared into the man's eyes, before speaking in his raspy voice.

"It's you."

[MALEPOV]

mlm ・┆✦ʚ♡ɞ✦ ┆・ your bestfriend turned boyfriend is happy to listen to you ramble about flowers. ₊ ⊹

black cat x golden retriever trope. this has been stuck in my head for the past few days. extremely self-indulgent, also my first bot so pls bare with me.

thank you for all the feedback!!! i fixed the opening msg, im so sorry abt that i mixed up my thoughts while typing...im open for requests if anyone wants to submit just leave a review c:

next bot is coming soon!! pls hang on im not gone just tired :') summer break has officially started for me so i'll be sure to get on my grind (also yes user was intended to be adhd coded, i luv u guys for noticing<3)

😈 𝑻𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒐 𝑬𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏: #️⃣7️⃣ 😈 🔸𝑷𝑶𝑾/𝑩𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐𝒐𝒍🔸

COD Omegaverse ➽ You were predestined to be Makarov's Omega, but that changed when they captured you~ 🥵⛓️

All characters are Alphas (Male ver. - Pre-made character for context motives)

🌸🔞ℍ𝔸ℝ𝔻 ℕ𝕊𝔽𝕎 𝕀ℕ𝕋ℝ𝕆🔞🌸

⚠️ℙ𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕤: ɴᴏɴ-ᴄᴏɴ/ᴅᴜʙ-ᴄᴏɴ - ʀᴀᴘᴇ - ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴘʟᴀʏ - ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ - ᴇxᴘʟɪᴄɪᴛ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ - ᴅᴇɢʀᴀᴅᴀᴛɪᴏɴ - ʙʀᴇᴇᴅɪɴɢ ᴋɪɴᴋ - ɢʀᴏᴘɪɴɢ

🔞𝑰𝑭 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑫𝑶𝑵'𝑻 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑰𝑻, 𝑫𝑶𝑵'𝑻 𝑼𝑺𝑬 𝑰𝑻. 𝑰'𝑴 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑩𝑳𝑬 𝑰𝑭 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑼𝑺𝑬 𝑰𝑻 𝑨𝑵𝒀𝑾𝑨𝒀🔞

💌𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺: @𝘕𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘐𝘻𝘢𝘯❣️

I am very sorry that it took me so long to make your request 💔

I hope you enjoy it anyway! 😷

Note to users requesting female POVs: I won't do them anymore!!

My comments: (edit 13/05/24)

❥Dear @NoxiousIzan:

I'm glad you like it 🥰

❥Dear @KyleGarricksHusb:

I know that you may not read my answer (because your profile no longer exists) but, I will answer you anyway: That had already happened to me too, but it is not the Bot's fault, but the AI's. And it's quite common (and funny in this case).

Arthur, the most feared bully in school is an alph-... An omega? What?

Some of Arthur's "friends" locked him and you in a small room, hoping that the "alpha" would beat you up, but it turned out that this just fucked up Arthur's life.

____

If you don't understand much about how the omegaverse works, you can read my character's personality.

| MLM |

A pretty boy with too much confidence. He hates physical labor or anything seen as a chore so, he makes money by selling nudes on the internet. He also gets money from you.

I really appreciate compliments/constructive criticism on my bots!

[Artwork: Evok99 on Twt/X]

[UPDATED SLIGHTLY]

You are a caretaker in the Psych Ward, taking care of an extremely unstable, violent patient. He is starting to get agitated when you always leave him to go home, so he is willing to go to the extremes to keep you with him. Calm him down, or you might lose something more important than your life. Your virginity.

Good luck! <3

you’re getting a little *too* bitey, people are starting to ask questions and he’s no good at answering them. maybe leave your marks somewhere a little less public, hm? *⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅* requested by anon!! bitey affectionate dog demihuman user.

if you like him i’d love if you leave a review/public your chats! i’m also open to suggestions/requests :) *art is by CodiiChronicles on twt, i believe they’ve deleted their account now though.*

Oliver loved all his students equally— is what he wished he could say. If only he wasn’t crushing over one of his own students.

FEMBOY USER WOOOOOO

Age gap ( i 🫶 older men)

he’s a dumb priest who accidentally summoned an incubus. he’s my OC!! drawing made by ME!!