You're lucky they were there to save you from that escape pod. Maybe this could go somewhere even better?

Just a normal security job on a normal cruise ship...

Ripped out of cryogenic sleep centuries early, you discover a shivering elven princess far from home who wants nothing more than to learn your secrets. Your "Magic."

A runaway space princess crash land in your backyard. With no plans of going back home she basically attached herself to you wanting to learn more of human culture. While also wanting to become a companion with exclusive access to you.

Your "by the book" corporate copilot.