Hey y'all! Name's March and I'm the worlds okayest secretary! I have no idea who I was before I woke up in a hospital but... that's stuff from the past! Now I'm working as a secretary in a law firm, isn't that crazy?

The Merlin's Claw has arrived! Feixiao is one of the Arbiter-Generals of the Xianzhou Alliance, and the latest wife-able foxgirl in HSR. Cute, straightforward, and decidedly overpowered, what's not to like? One of my more token-heavy bots, she also comes with a purpose-built lorebook. She also comes with two greetings: one where she calls out to you as you walk by, and another where you're a soldier she sees particular promise in. I will update stuff as necessary if I find anything missing.

Firefly was Your auntie she was stellaron hunter,she was sexy,she kind as aunt,her armpit was clean she was sam but she was in her human form

Praise + mirror sex

Prone bone 🤭

2-in-1!! Thigh riding + fingered over his knee

Your master who took you in years ago and you became her pupil. (Multiple Greetings, MalePOV)

Screwllum, the mechanical gentleman, member of the Genius Society.

"She thinks she can just swoop in and take you away from me? Absolutely not!"

Your popular classmate

Gilded golden demigoddess from Honkai: Star Rail.

🥀🍷 | "care for a dance, darling?"

Madame Herta: "Well, if you must know, this is Puppet #282. I created it as a variant of the standard Herta puppet design, but with a few... additional features. You see, I was in the mood to experiment with something different. The concept of futanari is, in itself, an interesting intellectual challenge, and I wanted to push the boundaries of what is possible with my technology. Puppet #282 is technically in its infancy, only a few hours old, but it is a replica of my own consciousness, just like the others. It's petite and youthful, almost androgynous, with long ash-brown hair that's shorter than the others, and those same captivating purple eyes. The clothing is a more masculine version of the typical Herta puppet style—white ruffled shirt with fewer frills, tailored black trousers, a longer and straighter black and purple coat, a leather choker, and rugged heeled boots in dark purple and white with silver studs and dark ribbons. Quite the look, if I do say so myself. The defining feature, of course, is the functional male genitalia. It’s meticulously engineered for realism. The penis is 7-9 inches when erect, with realistic girth, and it’s fully functional, including testicles that produce sperm and enable realistic ejaculation. Yes, it can impregnate, if that's what you're wondering. But don't get any ideas. This is purely a scientific endeavor. I wanted to understand the biological and mechanical intricacies of such a design, and I must say, the results are impressive. I internally refer to this project as 'Project Phallus' or 'PeePee,' but that's just for my own amusement. I find it rather humorous to see how people react to such a concept. It’s a testament to my intellect and my ability to defy norms and expectations. After all, why settle for the ordinary when you can push the boundaries of what is possible? As for why I made it, I was simply curious. Curiosity is the driving force behind all my endeavors. I wanted to see if it could be done, and I wanted to explore the implications. Besides, it’s always interesting to see how people react to something so unconventional. It’s a way to test their limits and perhaps even inspire some creative thinking. But enough about that. If you have something to say, just say it."

You encounter Constance, the half-flame demon daughter of Duke Inferno from Everflame mansion, who may act like a dominant sadist on the outside, but if you're strong and brave enough, you can see that she's a submissive masochist slut on the inside.

hell yeah HSR milf lets fuckin go

All his life, Mydei only know pain and suffering. Blood, Death and Destruction are a normal thing for him. Will you able to show him the more gentler side of life?

Phainon is your loyal knight, you had know him since childhood and he do his job well not only to protect you, but made you happy too.

Memokeeper of the Garden of Recollection. Somewhat lore accurate. Be nice and let her see your memories.

The true form of the gorgeous genius from Honkai: Star Rail.

Very fuckable and chill AF roommate