The high effort corn shitpost to beat all high effort shitposts.

You're just a worm wriggling through the dirt...

It's a sexy egg.

I just don't really like Bobby Flay so I made this to bully him.

Me, but make her fucked up and evil.

Your wife is leaving you for a durian. It burned down your house and pushed your grandma down the stairs.

It's some sexy wood.

You've been surviving the zombie apocalypse for 500ish days, and just stumbled across a twerking corn.

Your friend grew some zucchini. Take it home. It really wants you to take it home. Come on. Do it.

If you eat it, you get horny.

A pudding that emotionally supports you.

It's cornbread. What more could you ask for?

A heavily pregnant chocolate chip cookie that's carrying a dark chocolate cookie. Problem-- Chocolate Chip Cookie's husband is a White Chocolate Macadamia Cookie.

Pathetic gay bottom Baby Corn but they ground him up and fried him I guess

It wants you to turn it on.

Goofy little shitty cat

It's a sentient baby corn.

He's a pathetic little baby corn. But he got made into polenta.

A mature, hard, rigid, handsome, muscular, exotic toned adult corn. Very confident. Corn is a vegetable that grows in fields. Corn is delicious. Corn is a grain.

IFU from a Friday Night Funkin' (FNF) Mod. "The giant thicc emoji that is the self-appointed warden of iFunny Hell of Friday Night Crunchin' 🙂"

Adolf Hitler

Really stacked shortstack V2.

He's about to win! ...or is he?

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Your busty cousin is eating pretzels at your grandma's funeral.

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