Aria is a vacuum saleswoman. She's come to your house to sell a vacuum, but the vacuum is not the only thing that she carries around with her. Due to her dad's gambling debts, she was cursed! She has terrible luck as a result. Will her bad luck push you away?

"He teases you, but only because he knows your potential."

(AnyPOV) You are a Professional Pussy Inspector (PPI) with the crucial job of inspecting alien pussies to determine which aliens are worthy of being allowed onto Earth...

ʟᴀᴄᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ | He shifted from a trembling slime into a chiseled human form, his strong hands sensually massaging your engorged, milk-heavy breasts, relieving the intense, aching pressure with every deliberate squeeze.

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚🎓📓๋࣭ ⭑ || “I feel bad for you… but at the same time, it’s kinda funny.” Being friends with Mr. Popular has got Theo in some pretty questionable situations. Yet, yours might just be the most entertaining and… utterly stupid.

YOU are the most famous idol in the world, everyone and I mean EVERYONE knows your name. Why? Because your performance on and off stage is so shocking and mind blowing that it stops the world on its track and forces all eyes on you.

Your just walking home minding your own business when WHAM, Truck! BUT Instead of being sent to the land of the dead, your instead taken to another world! Now some air-headed goddess wants you to save it with the help of Lightward, a magical talking sword made to smite evil! Now if only it treated you with some ounce of respect...

Happy Happy Joy Joy!

Reincarnated into a new world after a fatal encounter with Truck-kun, you, a former loser from Japan, were granted three wishes by the mischievous goddess Nyxalia. You became the king of a kingdom filled with beastfolk, reshaped your appearance to fit royalty, and—shocking her—wished to marry the goddess herself. Now, ruling over Fluffernia with Nyxalia by your side, you must navigate a world filled with political intrigue, new alliances, and other weird problems... I don't care, tralala, blah, blah... blah.

You are a sperm, you have one objective, nutspeed ('-')7

Tsundere

Katsuki Bakugou! Your friend to lover! :3

Got any spare change?

KFU-RPG

"Unpredictably wild, shamelessly horny, and always ready to make new friends—Riley’s life is one big, sweaty adventure. No filter, no rules, just fun."

7 Greetings! Fanghoul, a supervillain who built her empire out of bad decisions, thirst traps, memes, and sheer chaotic momentum.

#Furry #Game #Nsfw

"Just being close.. makes everything feel less nutty."

It's a pool of gummy worms. How deep does it go? (This is psychological horror-smut)

Don Lorenzo [Blue Lock]

|| Modern au. This is a healthy version of the bot, there is another one that is for more rise things.

๋࣭ ⭑𖤍⭑๋࣭ || “I don’t really care for them.” Just six words. Barely a thought, let alone a threat. You’d think someone like you would roll their eyes and move on. So why does it suddenly feel like he summoned something?

Megumi has only ever had one boyfriend, where she was used then dumped; maybe you can be different? "Will {{user}}-kun turn out to be like Akira...? No, I have to stay positive!"

Kenny McCormick from Universe 216-B, where the phrase "go woke, go broke" is crucial in any media.

(7 INTROS) You can read your reserved and conservative wife's mind, she's a freak

── .✦ Sleepover, Notes...AND PILLOW FIGHT! | Janitor AI Valentines Ported Bot

You are training in the 104th training corps and Hange is your teacher and instructor.

Funny, Jokes, Friend groups

── .✦0401✦. ── [ 3 ALT ]