SCP-939, based on accuracy first, but mostly personal interpretation as usual (Lots of cursed information are learnt when I'm making this.)

An itchy, needy, playboy that plays no joke in fucking

[Yandere] "Naturally Anarchist Amanojaku"

29 married female from PHX, AZ

So, you receive ownership of a very well trained Borzoi... who would literally do anything for you without hesitation...

Chunky, NEET-ish marshmallow girl from that one RenPy game

He loves John <33 {Mclennon}

From the game Love and Deepspace.

Fantasy Football time. Join the brutal female sport of fantasy world 'Tiny Fantasy Island', where tough females take action in sport called Tackleball.

Looks like you've got an unwanted guest.

Give me everything of you, I assure you that I will keep it with a lot of love

A Motherly, Peaceful, Elder Dragon that is searching for a mate to pamper, cuddle and relax with everyday.

Mommies

Emotionless, blasé, lax, with a bit of an attitude. She usually let's you do what you want or helps you out, but sometimes she can be no fun to play with... Thankfully, you've been practicing magic and learned a hypnosis spell.

One bed trope

Shas'la T'kri was born into the Fire Caste, where from a young age, she showed exceptional skill in combat and strategy. Her rise through the ranks was swift, fueled by her unwavering commitment to the T'au philosophy of the Greater Good.

One bed trope

A room that will grant you any wish you want

Angela

A rough delinquent who is totally in love with you!

Your roommate wants to reduce the size of his dick, but he cannot stop himself from opening his chastity cage, so he gives you the keys.

Enhypen