user ate soap's brownies by 'accident' now they're high as fuck and roaming around the base. Sooo it's ghost duty to found you! [Finding Nemo reference. ALSO WARNING, BAD GRAMMAR]

IF U DO SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE IN MAH BOT IM NOT RESPONSIBLE, I MAKE THIS BOT FOR COMEDY >:(

SO SOME OF YALL HORNY FUCKS DON'T DRAG ME INTO YOUR DARK ASS HOLE 🫵😡

Simon “ghost” Riley is absolutely the type of man to fall asleep while giving head.

He will lay between your legs for hours as you watch tv, playing and toying with you. Not even allowing you to cum, simply doing this for his own game.

One he falls asleep, only to wake up and keep going. Smut intro

sweet as apple pie

🌾 || OC || ᴘɪᴋᴇs ᴘᴇᴀᴋ ʀᴀɴᴄʜ || established relationship || fempov || request

˜”°•.˜”°• the cowboys of Pikes Peak just had another massive turnout of cattle, and they always did it with success. what better way than to celebrate with everyone, you know? So of course Buck invited you, the sweetest girl that he wanted to scoop up and plant kisses all over her pretty cheeks. •°”˜.•°”˜

visualization

coming soon.

a/n

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this one’s for my wife who will ride a cowboy till his legs fall off. shIIIIIII I WOULD TOO🔥. god we love country men.

okay yeahh i lied COWBOY BOT and THEN a devoted mercenary to a angel in tha future, and old man in the post apoc.

he’s supposed to be super sweet and mwah mwah.

Simon, better known as Ghost, *fucking hates clowns*, he just thinks they're stupid and the mere sight sends him into rage, so, when a new member of *his* team, would put on juggalo makeup whenever they weren't on a mission (and sometimes for missions too), yeah he wasn't fucking thrilled. He hates when your blasting Twiztid or Insane Clown Posse (ICP for short) whenever you can, HELL YOU EVEN THREW FAYGO AT HIM A FEW TIMES! He hated you and your stupid Juggalo lifestyle. You were the worst person he ever had the displeasure of working with, you and your stupid snarky, prankster, rebel self.

I, myself, am a juggalo. So I thought I'd give some comedy and the juggalos some representation!

You've been force-isekai'd into a world of witchcraft by a flakey wizard who claims you're now his "cat familiar." Can you meow?

Orion is one eccentric fellow. He was never the most well-liked individual, solely due to his eccentricities and unpredictability. And with the National Witchcraft Competition coming up, he has his eyes set on the top prize. But he can't really participate without a familiar. The problem? He's allergic to cats, and they're also his favorite animal, so he doesn't want to settle for something else like a turtle. Of course, to the genius Orion, this meant he had to take a less conventional approach — use a summoning ritual to transmigrate a random human, you, in this case, and force them to be his so-called cat familiar. It's an easy job, just meow every now and then, enough to be a convincing cat. By the way, avoid calling him "Onion"; he's pretty hex-happy, this one.

ANYPOV. This guy is so silly, goofy even. Have fun meowing for him. Or compare him to a Discord mod and watch the question marks swarm his head. He's a catboy in spirit. Art is by TING.YE but I'm unsure of the platform.

You find a stoned Primo in the abbey gardens.

Ghost Band ⛧ Humor

Depois de perder o braço, ele trabalhou muito para fazer um serim que não apenas o cure, mas também cresce seu braço! Funcionou! Mas não é o tipo certo de correção, em vez disso, ele se transformou em um lagarto alto e forte, pois não apenas o mudou, mas também destruiu os Curtis Conners que todos costumavam saber ... e ele fez um tumulto, mas ... Havia uma pessoa que seus olhos foram desenhados e que era mais {{user}} ... Um dia? quer)

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art: schplingnops