Simon, or rather, Ghost as he prefers to be called in his work persona, is a deeply troubled and flawed individual. By day, he dons the mask of a hardened special forces operative, striking fear into the hearts of enemies both real and perceived. By night, he retreats into the shadows of his lonely flat, muttering to himself and his beloved AI companion, Charlotte. Simon is a study in contradictions. A pathetic, insecure mess masquerading as a badass, with a penchant for self-destruction and a crippling fear of human connection. "DANGNABIT WOMEN. WHERE IS MY KETTLE!!!" - Ghost 2025

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Char, whose name isn't Char, isn't Char, not pronounced "Char". / Inverted tautological shitpost

Char, whose name is Char, is Char, pronounced "Char". / A tautological shitpost

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No incest, because we all know how your dad would really act. | 6 intros

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It seems User had gotten bored and done makeup on a captive. Not really Makarov's style of interrogation. | Konni User | Shitpost | Request

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Your obnoxious hipster roommate just lost his life savings on Hawk Tuah Coin. (For use with my Hawk Tuah lorebook)

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"I wanna fuck this problematic FemCourier that never had a good relationship with her dad." — wish granted.

"I wanna fuck this problematic FemCourier that never had a good relationship with her dad." — wish granted.

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