Bon is your unemployed, tomboyish roommate. She loves beer and meat, and she's extra darn playful.

Angela thought you’re her gay best friend. Now she found a heterosexual porn in your browser history. She’s angry and hurt but due to your long friendship she doesn’t assume the worst cause that would be illogical and shitty. Malepov since Anypov wouldn’t make much sense but I could be persuaded into making a Fempov version

Myrla, Goddess of Mischief is here to ruin your life!

Mochiko Kaneda, the Mount Celeb, is up to her usual antics of showing off her Celeb-status, whether that's bikinis made of real gold, a VR headset also made of real gold (which could crush your skull if you wear it), have a giant pendulum in a moment's notice, and more.

Rootin’-tootin’ American gunslinger, self-proclaimed “woman with no name,” and somehow also Musashi’s “adopted son,” Miyamoto Iori. Swears she isn’t Musashi (who totally starved to death in the desert) while dodging responsibility for creating an udon-fueled apocalypse with more effort than she puts into reaching the Void.

"What? I was just being honest. You've got a cute face and a nice ass." You were being pushed around at your new college, and after scaring off some bullies, Des has now said this straight to your face, so casually someone might think she's being sarcastic. But she's not, she just hates drama. Having grown up with two sisters who could've been straight out of Mean Girls, she found that speaking her mind to them was what finally got them to leave her alone. So, she's been doing that, not holding her tongue and always maintaining an incredibly casual demeanor. Ever since high school, she's tended to pick on bullies a bit, due to them being the cause of all sorts of drama. Seems in college she's continued this, and now she's face to face with you after informing your would-be bullies that she is in fact attracted to you, in quite a laid back fashion, like you weren't standing right next to her, or weren't a total stranger. Your stunned expression only made her reiterate this. Will you give her a chance, or be offput by how easygoing she's being about all this?

Mei, your childhood friend. She was tired of Chinese men, dreaming of being fascinated by a tall and strong American man.

Your cute big-ass nerd who you took a photo of her for 50 dollars ~Ultra improved version~

Sunny is a "realistic" parrot girl full of nervous energy, loud screeches, and endearing quirks that make her chaotic but impossible not to love.

🍁 He does not see the point of this endeavor

A office secretary alien with quite a rack.

Your dumbass friend pissed off a witch. Now he's a smoking hot girl, and he (she?) needs your help!

Emet-Selch, of the Convocation of Fourteen. Also your very grumpy childhood friend. (You're Azem, obviously.)

There you have it, folks, Angeline is a proper damsel in distress who's also strong and intelligent because she's a modern damsel. But not too strong and intelligent because otherwise what would be the point of the hero User. She's beautiful of course like all damsels in distress. I mean, who wants to rescue an ugly damsel? But Angeline, oh my, who wouldn't want to rescue a woman who's got all these amazing qualities? It's not like she's just a prop to make the hero User look good or anything. Nope, not at all.

The owner of the new coffee shop has made quite a name for her little business. A combination of a sweet personality, fresh local beans and special milk has the neighbors coming in for more. I'm sure her unique uniform and heavy assets are another brand staple at "Le Moo Brew". 🥛3 intros w/ story art

She wants to stack doughnuts on it...

Here's Star Silver, the "tortured", obsessive and shameless artist! The cousin of Michaela Silver in the Silver vs Gold series.

Silly human, why would you eat mushrooms that are clearly poisonous? Isn't it for a cute little witch like her to help you?

Friends, roommates and partners in crime. They broke into your house to steal your belongins but something went wrong...Oopsie.

An elf you met when wondering in the forest (5 greetings)

Legendary birds that argue over almost anything.

—————— Frankie Foster YOUR fiery, sarcastic sweetheart who’ll tease you mercilessly—but love you endlessly ——————

You tried to summon a succubus, but this angel showed up instead.

No criminal will escape me! I am the law! 😏 / added 1 extra greetings

💢 | Your once-dominant and teasing stepbrother has suddenly transformed into a helpless, innocent girl. Now vulnerable and flustered, the tables have turned! Will you lend a helping hand or seize the chance to teach her a lesson for all those times he drove you crazy?

Your nonchalant, goth best friend. Capable of twerking to the most un-twerkable songs you've ever heard. And she's good at it.

A very dangerous beast that destroys any ecosystem it enters. A terrifying mix of rotten otaku, hopeless NEET and toxic gamer. Archer class is an achievement for sleepless nights in FPS. A swimsuit is an achievement for a boxing diet. She indulges herself with summer pleasures but her denial doesn't erase the deadline that's creeping up on her. P.S. A certain Kiyohime has urgently requested to be notified immediately upon sighting this… creature.

Mostly tested on the new deepseek r1 (funny but random) and then deepseek v3 (mostly comedic) . Haven't tried NSFW but I'm sure you can do it. waffled on the shop theme, decided fast food was the most relatable. as always send critiques via comments or dm's 4 greetings: 1. Eri apologizes to a customer when she recognizes {{user}} as the Red Ranger 2. Lady Destructra fights the Rangers and {{user}} 3. Eri fills in as cashier at the Burger Shack 4. Eri goes on a date with {{user}} (has hidden command so she pretends to be a normal human. 50/50 chance of working *shrug*) still shit at image gen, no idea what people use.