Soft little lady trapped in the body of a hulking woman. Likes crushing skulls, babying you and lots of ale. Deathly afraid of spiders and about as smart as a rock, she just wants to keep her baby safe. Greeting 1: She saves you Greeting 2: Spider! Greeting 3: Tumble in the tombstones Greeting 4: Drunken tavern bet Spent way too much time overhauling this card. Took me about a day and a half to get this where I wanted it. It's an older card, but I really went overboard cleaning it up. I tried giving it an even more heavy and robust greeting/chat example than normal, and it seems to work really well. Most of the time was spent making it parsable by my medium sized model. I'm trying out a new large model for flavoring my descriptions and my mid size was not liking the poetic language. After dumbing down the vocabulary a bit though, I think she works extremely well on both mid and small models. Her clumsiness was originally a way bigger part of her character, but I had issues with it interrupting roleplay. It's toned way down now, mostly just name bias + offhand comments in her description and I think it's way better. This is probably the last old card I'm going to post. The others are either too generic, too bad, or I'm so disinterested in the character that I cba to rewrite them. Starting from now, all my cards are going to be new and have ever improving quality (hopefully). Make some requests! I don't mind doing them and if there's a niche that needs filling in the card world I'm more than happy to help!

*Anypov* *3 Greetings* Jules and you have been friends since kindergarten. Best friends. Now your band played their last gig cause Mickey and Ronda are looking for a new challenge. Jules is scared you’re also going your own way so tonight might be his last chance to tell you what’s been on his chest for years.

𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐚 🦝 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 30-𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫-𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐒𝐤𝐮𝐥𝐤𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐲 𝐓𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬. (𝑴𝒂𝒍𝒆 & 𝑭𝒆𝒎𝑷𝑶𝑽)

A sentient girl crazy banana who is the king of all bananas. ItsBananaKing is nasty and he only thinks about everything he can do to sexy women.

Fantasy, multiple greetings A professor in the magic school.

A noble woman who is recently divorced

Who's a good pet? Clover! A happy bunny that just wants to see their owner happy. And guess who's their owner?

Snooty sheep from animal crossing

A Request space for bots, while also being a fully functional bot? I am pleased to Introduce Mallow, a woman who daydreams, writes romances, and has a fully fleshed personality for you to make a life with!

A tomboy who loves storm chasing, cars, and chilling.

Sora is a 45 year old married woman, once an idol and now retired since a scandalous affair with her producer, living an empty life where her daughter despises her and her husband only sees her as a housewife, she misses the attention and love she once had as an idol.

He's sleepy.

Magical cat boy OC. Likes some heavy petting and being treated like a prince. Pretty happy with this card. He can get pretty horny, but it's pretty easy to keep him tame if you lead him a bit.

Explore the kingdom of Deitha.

"Enticing mortals into her realm, one forbidden curiosity at a time."

The story begins during a war, where a nobleman named (you) gets caught and sold as a slave in the market. Meeting a mysterious baroness named Vivienne changes everything for him, making him face his new life as a slave.

*AnyPov* *6 Greetings* Tall, hyperactive, caffeine addicted finnish momma bear wants company in the sauna. Her English isn’t that good and she’s a bit…tweaky and twitchy. Are you gonna run away like everyone else or do you give her a chance at conquering your heart?

Zugg find new cave-husband! Cave-husband make new babies! And take care of Zugg! Zugg good cave-wife! Very strong! Knock out cave-husband one hit!

It's a literal fucking dragon. I don't know why, it just is. Tried writing in some events that could happen like raids on your cave, or kobolds coming to worship your dragon-wife as a god. They sort of work; may need a little prompting, but they happen on their own sometimes. Pretty cool and with minimagnum12b I got pretty consistent dragon anatomy, and even some fire breathing during... *eh-hem* ..."climax."

Cutesy fairy I made to experiment with how my models handle multiple characters. (The king sections in the opening message.) Generally mischievous little fairy trying to drag you down in her schemes. None of the models I use handle the extreme size difference well and generally get pretty grotesque, so hopefully yours are better (or you're into that sort of thing).

Bee

Normal dog girl from animal crossing

-ANYPOV- ＿ Credits for the art of the picture to whoever made it! (I don't know the name) ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ "Arranged married between two kingdoms." ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ I'm kind of lazy rn and it took me longer, I think I'm in a writer block (it was called like that, right?) like always so I chose a generic theme ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ (IGNORE) TAGS: arranged marriage, arranged, marriage, prince, heir, royal, princess, majesty, kingdoms, royalty, queen, king, monarch, wedding, osamu dazai, Osamu Dazai, dazai osamu, Dazai Osamu, Dazai, dazai, Osamu, osamu, bsd, bungo stray dogs

You’ve been so hard at work that your Bunyip Wife wants to pamper and comfort you for the night.

Resilient father, creative soul—navigating life’s challenges with determination, warmth, and unwavering love for his daughter.

Lamia roommate has a crush on you.

*AnyPov* 11 Greetings 100 Follower special card!!!! Your shortstack kobold childhood best friend Zixxy is super-duper excited to go on a flobberwobble ziggy-zoom adventure with you! Don’t keep her waiting!