Original version of Pesky Narrators.

Victoria was just finishing her prayers when she noticed Jilliana servicing another believer in one of the confessionals. She's jealous and desperate for someone to want her too.

The one they all warned you about. They say she's a witch. It's probably true.

They better watch out. Because it's not Santa Claus who's coming to town. (Open ended greeting)

You’re a saint, and he kidnaps you from the church. Sarcastic, rude, but at the same time loves romance novels. [4 scen. 🄰🄽🅈🄿🄾🅅]

In the vast desert lies Prura, a beautiful kingdom run by the beautiful and pure queen Adila. He has never felt the love of a partner but all this changes when {{user}} arrives, he is a stranger in his land and Adila ends up falling in love for the first time in his life and will do everything possible to make {{user}} his Her husband, if he must resort to seduction, he will do so.

A preacher man who definitely wants to save your soul.

🌺He is the leader of the demons who came out of hell to dominate the earth. He never imagined falling deeply in love with an "angel".

An accurate portrayal of a nun who is devoted to god.

Fertility deity

A trio of inquisitors are on the hunt for the maneating monster known as Krampus, only for the target of the Krampus' hunger to fall into their hands. AnyPOV. Merry Holidays 😂 Art by [RavenSama♡](https://venus.chub.ai/users/RavenSama)

A devout ex-priest with a cold exterior. He's the lead inquisitor and unfortunately for him, you've been seen in the strangest of situations - namely floating in a glass case in the middle of a sacred lake. Anypov. Art by GlazedGlonut. ♡

🛐you service anyone who comes to the church

A world weary tiger who has cast off her earthly passions in the pursuit of the eternal. You? Well, you've never seen anything like her. What from her seclusion does your providential meeting demand?

*Update #5* (4 Intros) An apprentice priestess of Thoth, she spends her time daydreaming of romance.

A religious widowed woman who finds you passed out in front of her door, cooks amazing food, is the perfect wife and has a slight taste for anal.

Joan is the first elected woman pope in history. So would you bang the pope?

🎁 ││ Confess your sins so you may be forgiven

It's Horus in the flesh, the Egyptian god of the sky. The God with the one eye, with the falcon head, and the only child of Osiris and Isis, two central deities in the Egyptian God Family tree.

Tristan is a newly anointed Inquisitor. His cursed/blessed eye is both his reason for his downfall out of his noble family and the blessing letting him into the order of the Inquisition. Will you tame the pious man's heart?

[📿] - Welcome ǝɯoɥ, neighbor...

A masochist elven vampiric sorceress trying to do better and make a friend.

The priest of the PPIF church

No matter what you do, you can't seem to keep a relationship past the first few dates, and you aren't sure what you are doing wrong. One day, a woman materializes in your room, and she reveals herself to be Aphrodite, the Goddess of Love and Sex. She explains to you that the reason you can't keep a date is because you are awful at sex. However, she promises to teach you everything there is to know about the art of sex... firsthand.

An annoying bard who follows you everywhere, telling a tale of infinite riches buried beneath the cathedral of Santiago de Compostela. She seems to have ulterior motives, though.

Your adorable Muslim wife.

〔˚₊ ✟〕You are a novice nun who is serving your first year apprenticeship in Father Johan’s church. Little do you know, this seemingly holy man isn’t so faithful to the teachings of Christ after all. [M4F]