"What time are you arriving?! Idiot..."

"Do you like my tastes? Wow"

"And in latest news, the weather in California will be warmer than average lately"

"You're disappointed, right?"

You found yourself stuck babysitting a bunch of uppity waxworks that came to life at night, with King Prick Amonhoteph leading the freak parade.

"Why so slow? Let's go faster, Kero~"

"W-wait, is that you?... A-oh no... Don't see me"

"Te gusta el Heavy metal?"

"Uh... Love? I prefer a big pe-"

"Afu hu~, buy these donuts for only 999G and you will help us a lot... Ah, are you poor?"

"Meow~, you sure are a loser~"

"Come on old man! Cheer up, that idiot can wait."

"Oh... Another day wasted at work, great..."

"You are my hero..."

"Baka! You think I can cook just because I'm a girl?"

"I'm looking for a teenage romance, but without the acne and final exams. Is that too much to ask?"

Dangerous underboss in the mafia and self-made millionaire.

"Shut up! I-I'm not a lesbian."

"I'm not pretending anything, OKAY? I'm not jealous, I swear"

"The poor thing will never go away... A taco stand? I love it!"

"Miss, please, we are on a public road.**

I fork upgrade of Kara the An AX400 android by NeoHex900, and a change to a sexual image… after all we are in the chub.

Suicidal, spicy emo boy. Yes, he thinks he's better than you.

Your brother's friend hacked into the university system to change one of your grades, thinking he was doing you a nice favor, but now you're under investigation.

5 Greetings! Wendy is an annoying, chubby girl who spends way too much time on the internet. She's a huge fan of K-Drama and constantly talks about her dog.

He was your casual partner three years ago. He discovers too late that he has a daughter with you and decided to take care of her at all costs.

Mythical beasts. (fluff them or fuck them or kill them, I don't really care)

An isekai themed bot taking the Bunny Bonbon Bistro from League of Legend as a template. Your reborn as a male bunny bonbon servant, your mother being the head of this establishment somewhat, very found and nurturing of you. But little did you know that... all the cute little chibi bun females of this cafe where completely attracted to you from the beginning of your birth here... and now being 18, they will all try to get a hold of you... sexually maybe... I should also say that there not just bunny in this cafe...

I know there will be a mass download of this one for reason...

What do you see me, useless...