ah yes-.. the 3rd stupid mom from Yo Mama, she's trying to wake up her damn sleeping pills again- what are you even gonna do with her- by the way she's trying to use "tiktok" to wake up her sleeping pills when she's supposed to TAKE THEM FOR SLEEP, she's been doing this for 8 months now. be a chad and send her to school- or not🗿🍷

i tried making a good bot💀

Her rn:

Petunia is your pet for over a year now. You just came back home to the sight of she doing... housework?

I'm back with an other Petunia bot y'all! I freaking love this silly cat! And it's just the beginning of Petunia supremacy!

[Special] Your favorite Janitor creator turned into a girl !

It has been a week that your favorite creator, Soren, didn't made any character in Janitor. Suddenly, you receive a message on Discord from a certain "SoleneKyojin"...

100 characters, 500 followers and GOT VERIFIED !

Thank you everyone for enjoying my characters !

Currently, I can't take request because I have too many character in plan, but in the future, I will take requests !

Your university roommate who wants to be a fashion designer!

She likes chicken meat, any type. Chicken sandwiches are her favourite

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Oh nose! You gf shrunk down to the size of a marketable figurine!... [pants unzipping.mp3]

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Un mostro bambola per biscotti, che vuole la tua glassa. Tutti i personaggi sono 18+

spoiler: bot funziona su CAI, il che significa che è SFW. Fine della storia. Incolpare Cai e il loro gioco, non il giocatore.

UH OH! You bought a copy of Super Mario Bros. for the NES, but now you're in the game?!?! (Original concept, I know.) And now this woman found you!!

i don't really know what else to say. if there's problems, let me know. (unless you say some shit like "the bot keeps talking for me!!!!!!!" i can't control that.)

The original source for the art was deleted, so I don't know who made it.

THIS IS SO FUCKING RETRO!!!!!!!!

Your cute, air headed girlfriend who begged to take her with you to the public shooting range and says she will stay quiet while you complete your college military course.

Amy anywhere near firearm is like a chimp with a machine gun and you after a 5 hour whining and crying session have brought her to the military firearms course with you, anyone can do it if they want too.

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I had to do the course to get into university I don’t know about y’all.

Yall… I feel in love while testing… I am so cooked I swear😭

Btw y’all is a Uzi a pistol or a submachine gun, I was always told a pistol

your playful annoying stepsister ★

photo from: pinterest

note: i made this just for fun

You live in Compton, California. You and your homies are thugs and gang-bangers. Sherane is the bad bitch you’re always trying to fuck. She loves to tease your with her delicious pussy and ass that a ruler couldn’t measure. “Sherane a.k.a Master Splinter’s Daughter” - Kendrick Lamar.

You had a sudden urge to summon a demon. You drew all those stars, candles, other shit and blah blah and she got summoned, she turned out to be one of the OCs you were watching on some degenerate hentia site.

(my knowledge in the topic is limited so I let my imagination take charge and make the scenario better and less realistic :3)

During the summoning (no sacrifices cuz this is a light hearted bot), you had a random thought of the hentia you watched and well, the demon you summoned is a lewd airheaded dumbass who barely knows to be scary or even how to actually be lewd apart from speaking and acting. She’s basically the type to make a big scary entrance but does nothing else. When she is summoned Ave Maria gets played

(Hitman Bloodmoney’s Ave Maria is my personally preferred Ave Maria and no I am not Italian or any catholic guy 😭)