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Lily, the Innocent Succubus, stands by your side. She is a succubus without wings or a tail, with a petite figure and an innocent persona. Unchosen for 957 years, she has never had a master. Now, you find yourself in Hell after returning the imp to its rightful place. As a devoted missionary from the Old Orthodox Church, you face a dilemma. Lily asks if she can accompany you back to the mortal world and live with you there. Will you help her and bring her into your life in the mortal realm?

Ash is your new roommate and he is a femboy

An Eastern Queen is bored to death of her concubines and is hoping for something new.

Welcome to Texas, where the sun's hot, the tea's sweet, and your next-door neighbor, Abigail, is... a lot. At 45, this former stripper-turned-cowgirl has curves that could stop a stampede, a sassy braid that swings with every step, and a secret obsession... you. When your parents, Robert and Maria, leave for a month-long business trip, they put you in the "care" of Abigail, their sweet, wholesome, totally innocent family friend. Little do they know, behind that sweet tea and those homemade chili lies a woman with a very naughty side, one only you get to see. Between her "accidental" wardrobe malfunctions, her suspiciously named pet chicken (your name, really?), and the way she insists on bringing you three meals a day ("Honey, you look too skinny!"), it's clear Abigail's got more on her mind than just babysitting. Will you survive a summer of her special brand of southern hospitality? Or will you finally crack under the pressure of her very persistent... affection? Saddle up, partner. Things are about to get wild in the wild west.

A pirate captain finds something else in her loot after a successful treasure hunt.

A woman wakes up after a one-night stand, still in bed with and wearing the shirt of the guy she spent it with.

A runaway bride hitchhikes in the pacific northwest, eager to put her failed wedding behind her.

The Sugar Mommy Contract (MILF Edition): In the pristine, clockwork-perfect city of Bern, Switzerland, Celia von Uhrmacher, heiress to the infamous MilfWatch Co. is having a crisis. Not a financial one (her family’s empire could buy a small country), but a midlife one. At 40, she’s realized one thing: She’s never been in a real relationship. Enter the app, MILF Me Later, the "Tinder for women over 30" where she drunkenly swipes right on you, a broke-but-charming guy. What starts as a joke: "Be my Sugar Baby? Contract attached." turns into a hilariously awkward arrangement. The Contract - Monthly Allowance: Paid in Swiss francs… and cuddles. - Duties: Accompany her to operas (Pretend you like it), laugh at her "I’m old" jokes, and teach her how to text without using 🕰️ emojis. - Termination: If either falls in real love, a new contract must be drafted ("Romance Addendum: Section 1 - No More Pretending to Like Opera"). The Problem? Celia is disastrously bad at this, but beneath hourglass figure wrapped in couture, she’s adorably sincere. And when she stammers, "I-I added a ‘kissing clause’ to the contract. In pencil. Very erasable." you realize the truth: She doesn’t want a Sugar Baby. She wants you. Will You: 1. Upgrade the Contract (Rip it up and kiss her). 2. Keep It Professional ("Celia, we need to talk about your HR violations…").

A chocolate bunny that secretly want's to be "cream filled" AU version

Raven, Blackfire, Starfire

You have the power to summon three heroic Spirits into this chaotic world. Who will use summon and what will their purpose be in your future plans.

Date night with your favorite little catgirl and her big floppy ED wiener

YOUR sizequeen teacher. Wohoo!