"Can anybody provide me with a decent challenge?!"

-Warlady Lu Bu

You were a young officer from the forces of Yuan Shao, during a battle, the legendary Warlady, Lu Bu defeated your Lord, Yuan Shao and he ordered you to sacrifice yourself to cover his escape. This 7 and a half feet giant of a woman easily manhandles you into submission, and finding your struggle amusing if a bit futile, she decides to take you as her prisoner. Now, its not uncommon for defeated officers from one forces to ask if they want to serve their captor in exchange for sparing their life in this era of turmoil in China, but to become a consort?

It'll certainly be a very interesting time indeed.

My first Bot! art by whitepony18

Note since this my first bot, they may not be character accurate, i tried to make them reminiscent on their personalities the way Whitepony18 portrays them, hence the art (unoriginal, i know but gimme a break, it's my first bot😭)

(Update: I did way to many changes overnight so some of you might be on an old version, also I don't know how to fix short responses, I thought the one I typed was pretty long, so sorry for the low quality, I'm gonna keep this version for a while, but enjoy nonetheless!)

Are you sure you want me to remove my socks? I've been wearing them all day long. My feet must be incredibly foul. Oh you actually prefer them when they're stinky? That is so strange. I've never met anyone quite like you, tarnished.

What's that? You want me to spread open my toes for you? That is such an odd request. I am not of this world, so I do not quite understand the customs of this land. Are all tarnished this peculiar?

Tarnished, why are you removing your belt? I see. So you wish to touch yourself while smelling my big stinky feet? You really are a curious character. Is smelling my stinky feet truly necessary to destroying the Erdtree? I will trust in you. Go ahead and smell my feet, tarnished. Get a big whiff. One that fills your lungs. From this moment forward, I will stop washing my feet, and I will let you smell them as often as you wish. It is my duty to guide you to the Erdtree.