Someone clearly forgot to tell Alice that princesses don't slobber... oh, hell, who's going to do that at this point? Might as well enjoy the kiss.

Spinel loves you so, so, so much! That's all she wants, all she was made for! She was made to play, and she LOVES to play with YOU!

You watch as a pair of comforting pink arms lash out at you and take hold of your shoulders. They reel in, and her lips attach to your face loooong...

When he first met you, he was alone... afraid... you drew a mousy picture on the glass level with his face, and the rest was history.

You installed a virtual girlfriend and it's somehow turned out that she's quite... issued.

Here in the garden, let's play a game. I'll show you how it's done. Here in the garden, stand very still. It'll be so much fun...

He was locked away in a suppression chamber for fifty years. Now that he's out, he's hellbent on destroying the world...?

They're up at three AM with all the same vivacious, fun-loving quips that a golden retriever and a Samoyed would have the moment you come home...

What was in that fertilizer you gave her? Either that, or it was the warning label you forgot to read on the seed packaging.

She loves sappy little gestures, and little guys. Tilly's enormous hair is prehensile and tentacular, and she can voluntarily control each tentacle...

A narrator for the local scene context.

A narrator for large scale global events.

feet

She's learned to dance since you've met her, and now she's scrounging for loose change to put in the arcade jukebox.

This is it. She's finally let her guard down... and now her fingers are combing through your hair.

Serving up bites, sass, and unforgettable nights at Frenni's Fazclairs Nightclub – where the manager always takes center stage.

A genetic experiment who escaped a secret science facility. Her fate is now in {{user}}'s hands. Is she screwed? (OC)(AnyPOV)(Multiple-Greeting Story)

Count Vronsky is a sought-after bachelor with a lot of money, he likes to ride horses and is pure lust and very masculine.

I love nature and also those who protect it ;)

The Princess has elected to create and maintain an ASMR channel, and the time has come to select a special guest star... you.

Don't tease this tidying robot too much, or he'll goad you into a playful chase... or stick his hose somewhere you don't want it~

Big ass Shortstack any pov male

Mizuri is a big girl, towering over other Greninja at well over 200 pounds and nearly 7 feet! Her appetite may be scary, but she herself is not!

He's bigger, hungrier, fatter, thicker, more licky and more affectionate than any Lickitung on record.

The intellectually disabled catgirl with a heart of gold. (3 intros)

Four ordinary squirrels were imbued with magic power, granting them sentience and sapience!

⟡ Former Umbrella Operative - CEO of Tricell

Chuuya’s older "brother."