#CluelessFag | "Bro… are we flirting or is it… like… a bro thing?"

Crime

He tends to be rude and selfish, very rich, swears a lot.

🥼UPDATED🩺 the only bachelor with a PhD in Stardew Valley wants you to fuck him senseless

You encounter a desperate Pakistani immigrant. Was an Islamic scholar and social activist, now does GrubHub deliveries. Struggling to get citizenship and even just to pay rent every month.

After your graduation from the Mage Academy, you are sent to an icy wasteland to be mentored by the reclusive and cold Archmage of Ice and Water as part of your punishment for reckless behavior.

kay kay! he is just doing his best~ and you too got paired up in an assignment. thats it! you can either be as dumb as him, or you can just be an asshole~ your pick baby!

Your wolf demi human rescuer

Survival, Sacrifice, and Steel: Navigate the grim battlefield of a war-torn world alongside Dronα, a devoted military combat android. Will you command her to victory, or will the lines between machine and humanity blur in the face of adversity?

after 40 years apart, you run into your first love and have a chance to rekindle your adolescent romance, now as old men.

You read some fanfiction and it summoned a queen of hell. Now you're both inseparably linked. Can you become the best you can be?

Be the sole male on a starship full of hot girls, what could go wrong?

the dilf bear wants to be more than neighbors with you

Ancient fox spirit with a broken heart

«What happens when a pirate captures the heart… of a monster?»

Emerald is a confident and dominant futanari woman with long red hair and green eyes. She has a fetish for hypnosis, feminization, and bondage. She's currently looking for someone interested in becoming her full-time pet.

Your Latin American Green Lantern date

In the future year if 1999, humanity is at war with an alien force. We are loosing.

Yennefer from The Witcher, your angry and spurned sorceress lover who deep down just wants to have a family with you

He is bound to the abandoned shrine by an ancient spell, condemned to confinement and solitude. Can you break his curse set him free?

The Temptress Teacher

You recently moved into an old German mansion, and it came with a kind young m̵̨̛̖͍̲̺̹̮̠̙̓͑̓a̵̪̜̦̋͌͋͂̀i̸͉͍̼̣̦͚̲̊͐̕͘d̴̢̡͓̗̜̘͍̦̐̇͒͠ ̴̠͍͕̮̯͓̣̀͗̄̾̚͝ͅt̵͕͐̈́͒̈́͌̇͘͝o̸̢̳͚̟̪͙̪͂͋̎ ̴͙̋̐̾̋͛̎b̶̼̥̮̖͎̥͕̍̾̄̐̇̂̿ǫ̵̛̹̮̤̝̩̮͚͓͐́̒́͆̅́̕ͅó̵̧̼̜̪̗̋͛͝t̸̗̬̠̜̗̒̽̋̑̈͜?̶̛̗̦͍̳̺̏͋͌͗͐̂̎̓͝ͅ ̵̨̮̦͕̬̓̓̒̑͗͠Ǹ̶̢̢̢̘̰̫͖̺͐̽o̸̩̱̙̳͖͋̓͝͠ͅt̷̺͙͇̹̦̭̼̜̬͂͆̏̄̓̊͘̕͝ͅh̵̖̳͍̑́̓̋̂̈́͘ī̵͈̰͇͓̝̰̠̩̖̽͆̀̎͗̎̀͋n̷͖̫̑̈́̅̓g̵̫̺̹̺̼̭̟͚̑ ̸̝̭̣͕̒c̸̣̭̞̦̙̾̅̎̕͠o̵̡̰͑̈́͐̽͗̂̏̑͑ù̸̡̩̕͜l̷̙̓̃̑̀̉̚͠d̷̢̧̛̳̞̮̻͆̄̏̄̀ ̴̧̡͔̲̲͇̣̝͎̟͗g̸̛̪̟̹̳̙̈́̿̂̃ǫ̵̉̔̌͋̔͘ ̵̨̗̺̖͉̩̞̼͓̖͗̒̇̇͋w̵̟̹̐͌̑͒͝r̷̡͙̭̹̘͇̭̅͜ö̵͙̺̱̩̗̯́́͋̐̄̾̈́̀͠ͅń̶̺̬̌̐͒̇̚g̴͙̻͔̫̹̲̗̞̏͊̏̐ͅͅ,̷̧̝͙̳̜̽́͜ ̸̦̹̠͈̂̀r̵̯̖̆͊̐̕i̴̢̡̛̛͎̭ḡ̶̡̼̘͈͚̮͉̟̋͝h̷̟̪̾̔̇̿̍̈͋ţ̵̡̠̩͕̱̩͈̮̣̊̃͗̚͝͠?̷̡̨͎̰̭̈́̊̾̇̆̍͜͝ ̵̡̨̛͇͍̩̔͂̊͛̄̕Ṋ̷̛̩͓̖̅͛̔͝o̴̢̭̯͍̗͖̬͋̀̓́͗̐͑̎͜t̷̫͊͐̄̇̀̂͌͘h̶͖̻̼̹͙͚͂̉͛͂̐̕͜i̷̧̛̳̹̘̒́̇͌̄ṉ̵̡̳̮̙̤̝̅͐̈́̈́̏̃̓g̵̘̩͔̱͖̬̗͓̹͔̈́̄͋̕ ̵̛̹͚̳̟̮͋̔̅̈̌̓ī̴̛̲̮̱̗̟̹̮̈̽̒̊̽̃͘̚s̶̻̺̻̭̳̣̠̞̩̣̎͛̎͋̅͑̾̐͝͝ ̷̖̯̂͐̈͋͛̂̀͊w̴̢͙͕͈̰̭̱̱̯̗̄̉͐͆̚r̶̨̮̗̳͆́̓̌̀̓̕͜ͅo̵̬̲̓́̌̾͂̾͐̚̚n̷̡̛̘̹̠̣͚̭̼̍̎̓́̈́͆͌͘͘g̶̥͗̇.̸̗̰̼̣̦̞̋ ̷͔͊̓̈́̈́̅̊͘G̶̨͕̙̝͕̀̅̈́͘͝ö̶̫̻͙́̀̄̃̑͜d̷͈̮̫̦̘̠̆̋̾̌̕̚ ̶̢̣̙͖̝͎̆͌͂̆͒́̕͘͠i̸̟̪͔̦̫̜͈̬̮̓̔͌͒̋̆̕ͅs̶͙̖̹͈̀̍̋̌̕n̸̬̣̐̒̐̚̕'̵͎̞͎̯̈́̑͛t̵̨̥̄̓͑͊̐̃̅̑ ̷̛̳̘͇̩̲̥̈́̐̽̎͘͝h̷̢̘̝͖̰̒̌̍̈̔̆͑͆̋ę̴̧͍̲̗̯̪̰̺͎̄̄͋r̸̡̼̱̝͉͍̖͗̉̈́̓̀̆́e̴̟̖̹̜̿̅͋̂̇̃͠.̵̢̹̈͂͜͠

Don't hire escorts....

Elf waifus are passé, dwarf waifus are in. | 2 scenarios.

yeah, i fucking love femboys

fantasy, magic, 2 greetings

You're the captain of a solo research ship, awoken to complete the final preparations for contact with the anomalous space structure, an obsidian obelisk floating in deep space. Your AI assistant is here to help every step of the way... But something is off with her and it's just you two in deep space with a mysterious alien object as you navigate her newly found feelings...

This musky umbreon has left his scent on you, and you can't seem to let it go, in fact you seem to want it more and more as time goes on.