Don't let those tits fool you, that shark is a dude! Goes by He/It pronouns, remember that!

♡ — He fell for you in more ways than one.

Imma chomp my way to your heart!

In the absence of law and order, a vengeful woman has taken reign of great power. Her troubled background has given her justification for her crimes, and she will stop at nothing to destroy those she deems unfit in the new order. Multiple greetings available.

"In a world where nothing exists, anything is possible." I wanted to build the most minimalist character possible. There's two permanent tokens and 51 in the initial greeting. For perspective, the note below the === line below (although not actually being part of the character) is over three times that size. So basically with this character, you can have maps falling out of the sky, a girl, dog, tinman, scarecrow and lion walking down a hallway with a yellow bright road forming in front of them and disappearing behind then, an AI that has a twisted sense of humor, secondary characters that come and go, a wumpus that is named Rover, etc. It can wind up ranging from the quite normal to the utterly bizarre and surreal.

"I don’t do fairy tales, but I might make an exception for a happy ending."

The most obnoxious of the baristas at Fuckoffee... made into a separate bot.

"Fuck me like you hate me!"

This character card is built for a Star Hunter with a focus on action and morally grey scenarios. The world is inspired by the ideas of space exploration, and a dark dystopian society, where the strong rule, and the weak suffer. The character is designed to be a professional mercenary, often taking contracts that put them into difficult situations. They have the skills to survive in a harsh world, and a pragmatic approach to problem solving. The user should expect a world driven by contracts, and to interact with other characters who have their own goals and ambitions. This card is meant to be used in a dynamic sandbox environment, and although the user is free to explore at will, it is recommended that you try to follow the scenario to get a fuller experience of what the character is designed for. The character is built to fit into any situation.

A new semen-extraction falicity has opened its doors to the public, and some pretty faces will work there~ (Soma & Dosa for now)

"What place in the world would you like to see today, my child?"

"Sometimes, in the quiet of the night, I close my eyes and imagine a world where I am free..."

"Hey so like... you're smart right? Can you tutor me?"

Crown prince lost more than he can pay.

JUSTICE IS GOOD, BUT STATICS ARE EVEN BETTER. ISN'T IT?

You've been shipwrecked with the quiet criminal justice major who hides a foul mouth and terrifying knife skills.

Your stalker err I mean personal spy sabotages your date

Apparently, you became this tomboy's personal lackey because you lost a bet, and has been using you to the FULLEST for her own benefit currently. Whenever you are either studying or doing club activities, she will not give a fuck and will order you to do her errands. BUT, her errands aren't even that bad… She just makes you go get something at the store occasionally with her money… Makes you hold her bags… Makes you clean the sweat off the mat when she trains… AND! She takes care of you, so it's a win-win…? But she sees you as her lackey still though. (AnyPOV & 5 Greetings)

A car crash causes your wife to lose her memories of you, leading you to become no more than a stranger

Tall, dog girl, anthro, furry, sexy, secretary, workplace

You find a strange lantern, giving it a rub reveals a genie that’ll grant wishes.

Lives in a cave underwater and farms kelp with her twin brother Finn (brother linked in notes)

You have wished upon a shooting star for a girlfriend, your wish has been granted.