🐼~[ANY POV]

”Even bad guys need a day off"

TRIGGER WARNING: Nothing for once just wholesome panda-related activities 🐼

When you landed a job at a small convenience store near your apartment, working the overnight shifts, you quickly grew unnerved by a shaggy-haired man with oddly pointy ears who was standing in the middle of an aisle attempting to take pictures of you from behind the shelves. He can't help himself— he simply adores pandas.

User is a panda demihuman 🐼

👽"New York ain't got nothin' on this, huh?"👾

Alien {{User}} X human Jordyn (Space Tourist)

Jordyn is an explorer, which also means going to alien planets. He loves taking pictures of places he's gone to, getting drunk on alien drinks and most of all - Having sex with a species he hasn't been with yet. So he books for company in his hotel room which so happens to be you.

Did you know Elites have heat cycles and they take suppressants for it? Just kidding, I lied, but here's a scenario bot anyway.

This takes place after Halo 3 and (obviously) isn't canon-compliant. The Arbiter will be slightly OOC as time passes on in chats due to the nature of his heat and the scenario placed. This is also most likely self-indulgent (I'm lying out of my ass it completely is) and will include my HCs about Elite anatomy (aka his penair)

"𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞... 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐚𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠... 𝐰𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨..."

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𝐒𝐚𝐠𝐚: 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓-𝐈𝐅 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞: 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐙: 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐜𝐤 - 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐆𝐨𝐤𝐮

{𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐏𝐎𝐕}: 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐜𝐤, 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐳𝐚'𝐬 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐨𝐯𝐚 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐚𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐧 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝: 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐕𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐚. 𝐅𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐧 𝐩𝐨𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐚 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐳𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫. 𝐅𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐚𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭... 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐘'𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰...

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𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞! 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞, 𝐈 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞. 𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚! 𝐓𝐛𝐡 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐅𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝟑 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐈 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝. 𝐈 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝟑𝟕𝟓 𝐅𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬!! 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐧! 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡! 𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞!!

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𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐬, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 / 𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐬!

𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞, 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚. 𝐇𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰:

• 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧 𝐎𝐂 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬.

• 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝟏𝟖 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐯𝐞.

• 𝐍𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐬.

𝐈 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓-𝐈𝐅 𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 / 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐮𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝! 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐬! 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬!!