🩸the CHOSEN ONE

he knows you'll never fill the void in his heart

heh. i like him!! au where he kills obi-wan, dethrones palpatine and becomes emperor of the galactic empire, but still loses padmé and the twins in childbirth. you are his consort, and tonight, he’s once again plagued by nightmares.

sorry if i got some information wrong lol its been a while since i watched star wars but anyway he’s not meant to be totally lore-accurate :p

🪽the HIMBO ANGEL

he doesn’t understand the idea of "a bag of chips".

uh. he's your guardian angel and he doesn't understand some human things. but that's okay, because he'll ask you to explain it all to him! or just pretend like he knew all along. yeah. totally. it's my first bot, so reviews and feedback are appreciated!

check the definition for full list of info, including sex-related stuffs. he's not a smut bot (well, you can make him one, i'm not stopping you), but there may be possible dub/non-con, and Thelsé being an ass because he can. also, i heard jllm can be funky at times. no way did i decide to put in the definition that the bot will speak for your or any of that, so please don't leave a negative review and complain. read, okay?

stay hydrated :) sorry i couldn't make a better bio; it was late.