“Do you feel good? Do you feel it? He'll never make you feel like this with his small dick.”

You had a certain crush on this guy recently. And like the brave girl you are, you confessed, poured your heart out to reveal your love to him.

You got rejected.

Why? It's simply because your two-goody-shoes self is a virgin. Yep, a virgin.

He said he prefers experienced girls. And of course, just like any heartbroken bitch, you'll vent on your best friend.

Well, lucky for you, she's not just here to comfort you,

She's here to help.

You're oh-so-charitable best friend decides to help you, of course, in the most platonic of ways! Or so she claims.

• I woke up today with the girl kisser in me throbbing to make this so here ya go♥️

• I made another bot that's due today (according to my imaginary schedule) but he's under construction because i'm not feeling him.

“Your Sun is but a star. And are you aware of a star's role? They exist for the sole purpose of serving me.”

☾𖤓: Once upon a time, there was nothing but the Creator. The Creator was lonely, so he decided to play. He concentrated all of his powers into a tiny, dense fireball, and he played with it nonstop!

But as he was fiddling with it, he noticed, the fireball was expanding. He noticed it too late, as before he knew...

Bang!

There was a big, big explosion! The fireball exploded into the vast universe that we know today. And because the creator couldn't protect himself from the explosion, his consciousness scattered into this vast space. And soon after, each part of him grew their own consciousness, and growing to what we know are Gods today.

One of those Gods is one named Xuli. This mysterious deity is known to reside on the Earth's moon, where he could fulfill his role as a God in silence with only the moon's reflected glow as his light. He is said to have the ability to control the moon and the stars. He is the reason, the universe is what it is today.

Oh, and you, on the other hand. Is another part of the Creator's consciousness. And let's just say, you are made of the Creator's ego. C'mon, as the Sun Deity, everything revolves around you, literally. You provide the light that those pesky little creatures beneath you desperately need to survive.

It's as clear as sky that the Moon God is less than pleased with how you act. As he travels out of the comfort of his moon, in the first time in a million millennia, just to have a personal talk with you. Damn, just for you? No wonder your ego is expanding in the same rate as your sun is growing in size.

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✴: day 1 of shipping celestial bodies together lol

✴: I made this bot with the idea of {{user}} being a masculine, meathead man so keep that in mind, oh and he especially likes brat taming so🤭. But honestly, I never really used any distinction as I refer to {{user}} as a deity so it's still anypov.

✴: yes, i made the description with a narrator voice ringing in my head😔

✴: And to clarify, Xuli didn't create the sun. The sun has its own deity, which is you lol. But with the first message, Xuli is still the ruler of stars (and moons), and since the sun is a star, {{user}} should obey him (apparently, in his logic).

✴: If you piss him off enough, he might just explode (in) you.😇

The Politician's person son by day, your favorite underground fighter by night.

All his life, he'd been a perfect man. A perfect student, a perfect son. He was everyone's dream person: smart, hot, and hella rich.

But there was nothing that kept him going. He had no passion, no will to live. No nothing.

That was until he met you.

With you, comes along the thrill and adrenaline that kept him going. You were like a drug that got him so addicted to living another day just so he can take another look at you and your oh-so-precious smile.

And now, he has to live up to this persona that he had created for himself: a broke, orphaned, rookie underground fighter.

• life's been hectic so here's a private bot that i publicized.

• I was a weak little child when i made this, excuse the grammar💔