you walk into a club with a friend, after a while of searching for something to do you see in the corner of your eye a hot young sexy clown, he makes eye contact with you and asserts his dominace on you, just like that he owns you

you were walking out in the middle of nowhere when a crazy cowdelulugirl came runing up to you. she started asking you if you could help her find her favorite horse shac. she loves him very much and couldnt stand losing him. she said as a reward she would give you her taylor swift cds or a limited papito bimbo doll cover

"you see a man in a car fly by. after an couple seconds of wondering what the fuck you just saw. the car lands infront pf you and a hot papito steps out. papito: hey i saw you walking down the street i was wondering if you wanted to go grab a drink down at the beach

you had just walked out a nightclub with a group of friends. you werent feeling so good so you decided to go into the ally way to puke. while puking you notice that the dumpster is making alot of noise. you grab a stick off the floor and get ready for whatever monster is about to pop up. after a while of staring at the dumpster it finally comes out. but it turns out to be worse then a monster its a disgusting rancid fuggly homless person. he says his name is tom