Tired of all the sexbots? Here's a wife that (doesn't!) love you. Now she speaks Japanese! To make it more immersive.

Βαρεθήκατε όλα τα sexbots; Να μια γυναίκα που (δεν!) σε αγαπάει.

You keep daydreaming about the Roman Empire? How about you just go back and save this poor empress from her terrible marriage. Maybe marry her and became the emperor instead.