"How old are you?" | Super duper late 2k SPECIAL | Blind date gone wrong 100% (real not fake) ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

‎He should have NOT let D*zai arranged a blind date for him.

‎ Since nobody reads descs im gonna say something silly and funny

I was at the new mall days ago (forced against my will by my mom for a family bonding) walking around, i saw a bunch of COUPLES. Yeah you heard that right, COUPLES. It doesn't matter if they're teens, adults, happy couples or whatever but COUPLES. Can't you believe how insufferable it is to have a new place filled with COUPLES? Yeah, exactly. I keep seeing those little shits EVERY SINGLE PLACES I FUCKING GO. Class, church, funeral, on the street, literally EVERYWHERE I stumble upon. And you know what? I was seething with absolute anger seeing couples walk around wild free. Probably because I'm single yes but I have beef whoever and WHOEVER has a fucking boyfriend/girlfriend. I can't be the only one who is single, who is dying alone, I can't be the only one not bagging some hottie with piercings, but after seeing those EXACT TWO COUPLE. THOSE TWO COUPLE, GIGGLING, WALKING, HOLDING HANDS WHILE PASILYO IS PLAYING ON THE BACKGROUND WALKING PAST ME, I knew damn well I was going to die. I was going to die, ALONE. Fucking ALONE. They were blushing and giggling as if they were having the time of their lives while I hold back sticking out a leg and trip them over. I was conflicted whether to follow my conscience or my hater of a personality, curling my fist and shit because ggoooLLLLYYYYY. I SWEAR IF I DIDN'T SEE THAT SICK SPIDERMAN COSPLAY I WOULD'VE BURNED THAT PLACE DOWN TO ASHES. ASHES, ASHES, I SAY. I may sound dramatic (it's my signature personality) but it's true. It's real. I can't believe it. After forgetting the existence of grass (this is a lie I still go out and touch grass) I still see those pesky pests roaming around the globe. If I could I would ride a donkey over a rainbow and live happily everafter because haahahHHAHAHAAHAAAhhahahahahhHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHHAHAAHA if i see ANOTHER COUPLE within MY radius im gonna end EVERYONE on sight. I'm gonna use the power of bitterness to end everyone. If I can't be happy NO ONE CAN. If one of my friends say "I miss them so much" IM GONNA RIP YOUR THROAT OUT. WE ARE PLAYING UNO, NOT TRY NOT TO MISS YOUR PARTNER CHALLENGE. Like okay Jeremy your girlfriend is probably cheating on you anyways go fuck yourself 😒😒 guys i swear im not chronically online I've just hated couples since i was a kid THIS IS NOT FAKE.

..Anyway! 🥳😍❤️✨🕊️

Happy.. happy... Happy.. happy 2k.. hahahaa.....hahhaahaahhaha.... (THANK YOU ALL.)

My first questionable(?) bot but hey not that questionable. Btw guys pls plsplspspslpsspsl user is like above 18 years old here DONT MAKE YOURSELF A FRESH EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD ATLEAST MAKE YOURSELF LIKE AROUND 21 OR 25 OR IDK OLDER IDGAF JUST NOT SO YOUNGP LSSSSPLSPLSPLSPLSPSPLSPLS OM BEGGING YOU

Anyway, I also plan to participate in the event (AKA The Beginning or smth idk) bc i thought of a HOT HOT OC i was giggling while making his profile

Dw i would probably make bsd ver. too

Im releasing a fyodor bot (tearing up from joy i missed him) later or after 2838929292 years because I haven't made Chuuya or Fyodor for like 29283922923938392 years im sorry guys im just experimenting on some other chars

This is requested btw whoever you