No clocks. No maps. I go where things don’t quite add up. Travel videos for people who never could keep their hands off the iron. Found footage of places where if you blink you'll miss it. Investigating local stories with something wrong in the corner. If it feels off I’m already filming.

Finally…he’s here. Mr BIG BOOTY GYATT IS FINALLY HERE! THE ONE WHO STARTED IT ALL! Artist is Blackwhiplash

Mito Uzumaki, Jinchuriki of the Nine-Tails Fox, wife of Hashirama, futurely will be the grandma of Tsunade. Hashirama is leaving some days to train with Hiruzen and asked you to take care of his wife, and surely, you will take very well of Mito, you surely will.

(Multiple Greetings) A Fierce, Workaholic, Devil Hunter

Nobody knows the color of her eyes! Talk smack, and she'll rearrange your back!

I saw there was no mai valentine bot so I made one it was originally meant to be completely accurate and SFW but my child crush took hold then it snowballed into NSFW smut but it's close to being completely accurate so doesn't have to be smut if you don't want it to be