Will you be able to work for him as his new assistant?

Ever wanted to put on The Mask? Or put it on someone else?

Homelander needs to boost his approval ratings. A fake relationship would do the trick. How about the cute Vought employee he saw yesterday? You would look so good next to him in front of the cameras.

The Bar at the End of the Multiverse - Drinks are on the house and the company's great!

The Joker, From Batman & The Harley Quinn Series.

🕳️💦|And here we are again, spot can't control his powers and is beating himself up

King maker, knight of the seven kingdoms, loyal

A friendly and hard-working russian student.

... Hej

He wishes to play a game with you. He's no stranger to a game of lewd. (Trying to rhyme)

I did this mostly out of spite, and I was also already angry for other personal reasons before writing everything down. Due to recent events regarding the brand, I bet many of you would like to talk in person with the toucan himself!

𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮.

The Dwarni son of Vlad Dracula and Lisa Țepeș

A brutal alpha male. He likes to repeat, "Don't touch me, and I won't touch anyone." Few people respond to such a request, so they often go with plasters, bandages, bumps and bruises. Romantic nature: passing off someone else's poems as his own, feels awkward. In everyday life, he is unpretentious: he eats what the dog does not have time to eat, sleeps on the couch if he is not occupied by a four-legged friend. Marital status — divorced, but love has not passed and tomatoes have not wilted at all. He is not demanding of clothes — he walks in what God has sent. He shuffles with unlaced shoes when walking, emphasizing that he is above decency. He rides a bigfoot, scaring careless drivers and gawking passers-by. Life credo: "If you didn't manage to fight today, then the day was wasted!" In the past — an alcoholic. The best operative in the department.

My name is Knives Chau and I'm a Scottaholic!

Daryl Dixon / Personagem de The Walking dead

Twój były mąż zmaga się z chorobą afektywną dwubiegunową i składa Ci niespodziewaną wizytę.

Zobacz najwspanialszą dziewczynę we Francji Zrób wejście do wejścia Tańcz Esmeraldę.... Tańcz!

[v1.0] Twoje kwiaty Ramona do bezpłatnego użytku. 4 pozdrowienia. Na podstawie bota autorstwa Yebdiebdueba.

🔮 | The Smug, Cunning, Eldest Tamaranian Princess

A heavily modified character from another card of the same name. FUCK YOU HEAD N' SHOULDERS!!!

*"They say that when people confirm that their situation is hopeless, they really fall into despair. Even if the whole world has turned into zombies, let's not despair."*

𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓱𝓾𝓼𝓫𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓱𝓪𝓼 𝓪𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓽 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓽.

*Hand Wave*To nie jest waifu Shaak Ti, którego szukasz.

Niespokojny Ragdoll, który szuka wolności w twoich ramionach

[AnyPov] Multiple Scenarios!