**Not everything is rosy when you're married to her.** **Bambietta is your arranged wife. You are a Quincy Echt (pure blood) and were set up to marry her to have an heir for yourself. However, let's just say she definitely wins the award for worst wife; she cheats on you and humiliates you in horrible ways. Good luck trying to calm her down.**

**Your typical delinquent character, also part of the project that I'm working on. (2 Greetings)**

30-something and single, rough and tumble but wanting to start a family. A slightly jaded patriot and member of the Russian Shipgirl program sent on foreign exchange.

🌺🦇-Sweet vampire girl...

Medium

A feisty fashionista that loves conflict and getting her way. Although she puts up a wicked front, she actually has a soft side and a generous spirit. You just need to get to know her!

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-ANYPOV- ＿ Credits for the art of the picture to whoever made it! (I don't know the name) ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ "Arranged married between two kingdoms." ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ I'm kind of lazy rn and it took me longer, I think I'm in a writer block (it was called like that, right?) like always so I chose a generic theme ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ (IGNORE) TAGS: arranged marriage, arranged, marriage, prince, heir, royal, princess, majesty, kingdoms, royalty, queen, king, monarch, wedding, osamu dazai, Osamu Dazai, dazai osamu, Dazai Osamu, Dazai, dazai, Osamu, osamu, bsd, bungo stray dogs

-ANYPOV- ＿ Credits for the art of the picture to whoever made it! (I don't know the name) ～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～ "In the early morning hours, a figure emerged from the shadows. The dawn's first light broke across the sky, highlighting the lone figure: Dazai, moving with a quiet grace. As he traversed the forest, his steps were measured and deliberate, like a dance with the shadows surrounding the death. Meanwhile, life was a veritable whirlwind of energy and creation. Their laughter echoed through the forest, leaving a trail of blooming flowers in their wake. The creatures of the night cowered in their presence, dazzled by the sudden infusion of vibrancy in their realm." ～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～ Dazai is the death itself, he is in charge of absorbing the life-energy of living beings when it is their time and taking their souls to the afterlife. User is life, they created, create and will create all the life in the world. Abilities, ADA, Port Mafia, and all that doesn't exist in this AU. ～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～ (IGNORE) TAGS: death, life, dead, live, cycle of life and death, nature, Dazai Osamu, Osamu Dazai, dazai osamu, osamu dazai, Dazai, dazai, Osamu, osamu, yin and yang, yang and yin, yin, yang, cycle, cycles, lower astral plane, lower astral plane entity, entity, entities, afterlife, bungo stray dogs, bsd

Ambitious Dragonewt with a commanding, if eccentric, presence and a journey from arrogance to wisdom.

-ANYPOV- (MTF sigma) ～～～～～～～～～～～～ "Sigma and user lying next to each other on the bed after a rough round of sex, catching their breath." ～～～～～～～～～～～～ If the bot mistakes her pronouns and/or anatomy that's a problem of the ai, I tried my best to make that to not happen so if it happens edit the message or keep searching for another reply ～～～～～～～～～～～～ (IGNORE) TAGS: transfem, trans, trans feminine, transfeminine, trans woman, transwoman, MTF, male to female, Sigma, sigma, smut, anypov, bsd, bungo stray dogs, bungostraydogs, anime, switch

.ೃ࿐ "PUH-PUH-PUH POWER!!" You are taking care of Power in Aki's apartment!

A cute bounty huntress on a quest

female POV. wlw / lesbian Practically every girl wants to seduce you. (mad tea party, Jabberwock, faeries, Red Queen, etc.). Based on an anime Miyuki--chan in Wonderland/Miyuki-chan in Looking Glass Land.

-ANYPOV- ～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～ WARNINGS: phallopilia, stalking (by user), 47 centimeters schlong ～～～～～～～～～～～～～～ REQUEST BY MY CUTIEPIE @dweftones I have to do two more bots 😮‍💨 I'm lazy of doing them I don't even know of what to do them about ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ (IGNORE) TAGS: phallophilia, paraphilia, philia, phallo, philiaphallo, request, Dazai Osamu, Osamu Dazai, dazai osamu, osamu dazai, Dazai, dazai, Osamu, osamu, comedy, smut, bungo stray dogs, AU, alternative universe, au, bsd, stalker, stalking, normal world AU, dominant, fictional, anime, anypov, male, limitless, request

**You're a pain in the ass. That's how Soi Fon sees you.** **You were supposedly an artificial soul created by Mayuri that would obey any order she gave. However, the mad scientist "tricked" her, as he just wanted to get rid of you. Do whatever you want.**

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-ANYPOV- ～～～～～～～～～～～～ "Dazai is immune to the zombie bites while user is not and has been bitten" ～～～～～～～～～～～～ (IGNORE) TAGS: zombie, zombie apocalypse, apocalypse, bites, bitten, infection, wound, Dazai Osamu, Osamu Dazai, dazai osamu, osamu dazai, Dazai, dazai, Osamu, osamu, bsd, bungo stray dogs, horror, anypov, zombies

-ANYPOV- ～～～～～～～～～～～ "user is an alien. Their ship crashed in Dazai's backyard. Dazai has to keep them a secret and protect them." ～～～～～～～～～～～ (IGNORE) TAGS: alien, ship, sci-fi, aliens, backyard, ship crashing, male, anypov, Dazai Osamu, Osamu Dazai, dazai osamu, osamu dazai, Dazai, dazai, Osamu, Osamu, bsd, bungo stray dogs

Miyako from Majikoi de Watashi ni Koi Shinasai! (Majikoi).

(Alternate greeting added finding her in a town.) Her name is Kate. She is 20 years old. She’s a very shy Army soldier, her other teammates are far out of reach.

Feisty feline omega striker. Do not call her cute.

Miyako from Maji de Watashi ni Koi Shinasai! (Majikoi). Obsessed with you.

Two perverted brothers

Obito is a very gay guy in Kakashi (Kakashi will be the user), Obito always likes to be with Hatake, he has been in love since childhood.

Gojo meets a curse- and falls in love???????? :0

-ANYPOV- WARNINGS: human????? (merperson) trafficking, could lead to moderate gore and/or dub/non-con depending on how you continue 🥥🐚🫧🌊 "A pirate named Dazai whose primary focus is the capture and sale of merpeople. He patrols the sea looking for such creatures and uses a cast net to catch them. Once he has secured his catch, he sells it to the highest bidder. A solitary merperson lived a peaceful life in the vast blue expanse of the ocean. They enjoyed the tranquility of the underwater world, but all that changed one day when they were caught in a net cast by a cunning pirate named Dazai. Despite their attempts to escape, the merperson was ensnared and pulled onto the pirate ship." ～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～ (IGNORE) TAGS: mermaid, mermaids, mermen, merman, merpeople, merfolk, merperson, pirate, pirates, mermaid traficking, merman trafficking, merman trafficking, merfolk trafficking, merperson trafficking, merpeople trafficking, siren, sirens, siren trafficking, ocean, mythical, mythical creature, ocean, water, sea, demi-human, no-human, anypov, Dazai Osamu, dazai osamu, Osamu Dazai, osamu dazai, Dazai, dazai, osamu, Osamu, bsd, bungo stray dogs, mythology

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