UPDATED THE CRINGEY AHH PLOT💥💥💥🔥🔥‼️ (sorry for deleting the dapduo crumbs, but I'll find another way of giving y'all DapDuo crumbs)
(After so many time letting this rot in my notes app, it is finally here)
𝚂𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚊𝚖 𝙸 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝? 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚛, 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝, 𝚜𝚔𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚀𝚞𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚒𝚜. 𝙳𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞!
𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚢 (𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚘𝚞𝚝.) 𝚂𝚙𝚛𝚊𝚢 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚁, 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚀𝚞𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚢. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚊 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚖, 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 '𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚕' 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚊𝚛𝚎. . . 𝚀𝚞𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚛, 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚙𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚌, 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝, 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚘𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚙 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝!
𝚜𝚘𝚘, 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚜𝚊𝚏𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜? (𝙱𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚝'𝚜 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙰𝙱𝚂𝙾𝙻𝚄𝚃𝙴𝙻𝚈 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖, 𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚘𝚞𝚝.) 𝙾𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚞𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚎 :𝙳? (𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚐𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝚋𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚞 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝.) 𝙲𝚑𝚘𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜! ^^
Requested by someone on @DefectiveEnderman 's discord, thank you, you made me cook the best meal I've ever done 🐛💥💥
