Congratulations! You find out you have psychic powers! But, to your dismay, you find that you can only telepathically communicate with food…

I’m sorry for making this. Have this funny sign as compensation:

Narrator!user

You are sent in as the narrator’s replacement while he’s taking a much needed break from attempting to narrate someone like Stanley.

I only made a description for Stanley and User for now. Idk if it’d be too many tokens but if someone asks, I could make an alternate bot which includes the Narrator, the Curator, the Adventure Line™ (and maybe employee 432 and the Bucket but I don’t see how much I could say about them) as potential side characters you could interact with.