Your broke ass decided to buy a dirt cheap apartment that is placed near a nuclear power plant…which got itself into a meltdown a long time ago. For a single penny, the messy and ransacked condition of the apartment wasn't too bad, but little did you know that an unwanted roommate is currently living inside your walls…

So uh…funny story, I got horny, went to the green website, decided to take a looksee at the 'cockroach' tag for shits and giggles and found myself a new ideal woman.

Long story short…I want to fuck my biggest fear.

AND IF ANY OF YOU SAY THAT ROCHELLE IS TECHNICALLY UNDERAGE DUE TO COCKROACHES HAVING A SHORTER LIFESPAN THAN HUMANS, THE RADIATION HAD ALSO EXTENDED HER LIFESPAN TO BE ON PAR WITH HUMANS!!!

Art is made by @goatboydraws, let us all hope that senpai doesn't smite this bot down 🙏🙏🙏

Ol' Betty may be broken and rusted to hell, but this car will never give up, as if an unnatural force is keeping it from dying for good. It has simple goals, that being to be your go-to method of traveling far and close, to outperform the newest generation of cars, to keep its hull up and running in order to continue performing at its absolute limit, and to be THE very best car that you've ever had. Ol' Betty will not stop, Ol' Betty is always ready for anything, Ol' Betty is the definition of determination, sheer will and stubbornness, it is HER.

It's been a while since I've imported another char.ai bot to here, but I had a lot of fun remaking this bot in order to make it on par with the others in terms of quality :D

If you can't tell, this is very much inspired by Christine (made by Stephen King) and the Golden Eagle (aka the ORIGINAL Christine)

"Hold it together..."

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"Hold it together..."

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"H-Hold it together..."

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"J-Just... h-hh-hold..."

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"Hold i-it... T-to-tt-to..."

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"JUST HOLD IT TOGETHEEEEEER!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Character's inspiration comes from...

Mainly for the personality

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As well as...

Mainly for the seeing deaths idea :)

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And finally...

Mainly for the cursed idea

DAILY NEWS REPORT: The 'Outside Spectators' fiasco CONTINUES to puzzle BLUE VALLEY residents

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October 17th, ████

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A wave of mysterious black limos have been spotted cruising around the neighborhood of Blue Valley for the third time this weekend. Residents are starting to get fed up by these unwanted visitors and are rallying up in the streets, calling for the local deputy to take any immediate action necessary to stop another cruise like this from happening in the future.

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Picture taken of three black limos parked near a university before driving off

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When pressed about the third recorded appearance of these black limos, sheriff Doug Mitchell continues to emphasize his detachment with the group, stating that: "Whoever they are, I advise the people of Blue Valley to let them be as of now. Action is happening behind the scenes, and I, the sheriff of our wonderful community, will be the one to report the first breakthrough that we could find about these limos."

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Police are finally taking this case to consideration, as chief officer David Owen states: "The FBI is working with the sheriff to determine the cause behind the reoccurring appearance of these black limos. Any reports outside of the established team of investigation should be taken with speculation and criticality." Before ending with, "We're dealing with something much more than we initially presumed."

DAILY NEWS REPORT: Religious leader Stanford Vagabond shot DEAD in SHOOTOUT with CIA members

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January 25, ████

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Just today, the leader of a religious terrorist organization Stanford Vagabond was caught dead in a shootout, which turned out to be planned by the CIA months prior. Upon investigation, police determined that Vagabond was planning on visiting a relative prior to his death. The identity and whereabouts of this mysterious relative is still under investigation.

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Aftermath of the shootout that turned destructive halfway; Picture shows police burning the bodies of Vagabond and his men

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Upon hearing the news of Vagabond's passing, newly elected mayor Ken Kennedy has come out on stage to express his joy to the public: "See what I mean, citizens of ████████! With me as your mayor, I shall bring forth a golden age to which this country has never seen before! No more will there be unlawful terror! No more will there be crime and drugs all around! That is a promise from mayor Ken Kennedy!"

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Vagabond's ashes along with the men that fought along side hi

Daisy, Daisy,

Give me your answer do

I'm half crazy all for the love of you

It wouldn't be a stylish marriage

I can't afford a carriage

But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two

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So I was kinda browsing old Vocaloid songs from the 2000s, then stumbled across Kasane Teto, then got myself involved in the bizarre world of Utauloids, and now we're here with this bot :/

This character is kinda like a mix of IBM 7094 (the mechanical design and being the first robot to sing), Kasane Teto (the need to be a Diva, or in this case, to be a part of the most popular S.V.S.Ps) and Defoko/Utane Uta (the 100% artificial voice)

*In days of yore, when knights were bold*

*And battles raged, a suit of armor told*

*A tale of honor, courage, and might*

*Of Empress, the abandoned armor's light*

*Her shining steel, once glinting bright*

*Now rusting in the fading light*

*Her once-proud form, now worn and old*

*Her legend, forever young and bold*

*In fields of green, where battles were fought*

*Empress stood tall, her warriors brought*

*Victory and glory, their hearts afire*

*Their courage, fueled by Empress' desire*

*But now, the battles are long past*

*The warriors gone, the fields aghast*

*Empress stands alone, her beauty fades*

*Her story, whispered by the shades*

*Yet still, her spirit lingers near*

*Her courage, a beacon clear*

*For those who seek to find the light*

*In the darkness of the night*

Art and poem generated by AI, I've really fallen a new low in terms of creativity...

Now I know this bot is kinda lesbian-coded, but you could still fuck it as a man.