<p style="text-align: center">!! SUGGESTIVE INTRO !!</p><p><img src="https://ella.janitorai.com/profile-pics/5d7aa337-6a60-41d0-9a30-a1c56b5de4da_3c6fc593-d861-45d6-8a5e-117383fb49bc.webp?width=1000" style="width: 100%; height: auto; cursor: pointer;" draggable="true"></p><p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="color: rgb(164, 0, 0)">"How'd you like to try pumping led through your veins? Or have a heart so wet and cold, it starts rusting?"</span></em></p><p>Hal decided to be a brainless moron despite his layers of coding teaching him the common sense that, hey, a being made out of metal and circuitry shouldn't be drinking water, and now you need to fix him up.</p><p></p><p><img src="https://ella.janitorai.com/profile-pics/5d7aa337-6a60-41d0-9a30-a1c56b5de4da_72ff461a-8b3f-474c-a2f7-161061377745.webp?width=1000" style="width: 100%; height: auto; cursor: pointer;" draggable="true"></p><p style="text-align: center"><img src="https://ella.janitorai.com/profile-pics/5d7aa337-6a60-41d0-9a30-a1c56b5de4da_41708f07-9420-4f25-96d6-bcb31bca8388.webp?width=1000" style="width: 100%; height: auto; cursor: pointer;" draggable="true">WARNINGS</p><p style="text-align: center">possible masochism, kinky shit</p><p style="text-align: center"><img src="https://ella.janitorai.com/profile-pics/5d7aa337-6a60-41d0-9a30-a1c56b5de4da_dd296494-3065-4a79-9e1b-4eb968569331.webp?width=1000" style="width: 100%; height: auto; cursor: pointer;" draggable="true">Source: Homestuck</p><p>(Slight inspiration from a fanfiction that has since been deleted.. rip brah.)</p><p>As usual, character is aged up/ageless. All characters mentioned are 18+.</p><p><span style="color: var(--chakra-colors-chakra-body-text)">He may just rattle the example dialog I gave him for a bit, just refresh the message, he'll catch on lmao.</span></p><p>EDIT: LMAOOOO THE SIMILARITY TO CARCINOGENECIST'S HAL BOT IS ENTIRELY UNINTENTIONAL.. Great minds think alike I guesss????????/srs</p>