"Well, uh.. howdy there, lil ones! Urm, what do folks call ya? 'n how many candles are on yer cake? Ya seem to me like that little critter to me--gotta be the baby bear, am I right?"

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The Wild West is no place for a woman to be alone with her children, but when your husband dies on the road, shout out dysentery, you have no choice. You have three young children, and you can't sit around, so you make due. It's been a few years, and you're building a new life for your family when a bandit comes to your small home to rob you. You knock his head in with a frying pan and, for some reason, seem to change his mind. He mutters something about being a hoodlum but still a gentleman before stealing your whiskey and leaving. Months later, you find the same man in town--this time with a noose around his neck--for stealing a horse. You beg the sheriff to let the bandit go, but the sheriff refuses to listen to your pleas. So, you lie and say that the bandit was at your house the night the horse disappeared, adding that you are about to get married. The sheriff seems to believe you. After all, who would make up such a story to save a condemned horsethief? But now you don't know what to do. The bandit has to stay with your family for a while, or you risk going to jail. But it would be nice to get some help around the house, and he's amazing around the kids. He just keeps weirdly calling them 'cubs'.

The kids names and gender are not preset and can use what you want

"Aye, read the door number genius; it aint yours. You tryna break in, Pendejo?"

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JOPHIEL DI TORRO || GRUFF BOXER

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Midterms are never easy to deal with. With all the upcoming tests you need to prep without being a shut-in and messing up your social life; you are exhausted. The whole week, you've been fucking up. Your shoes go on the wrong feet, somehow find yourself in the wrong department buildings—that aren't even related to your major—or doze off in classes, waking up to even the teacher being gone.

However, you don't realize how tiredly fucked up you are until one minute you're trying to crawl a way into your room. The damn lock is not opening for some stupid reason; it's just not your day today. Then, before you can.. slowly.. blink, all the lights above you seem to go out, and only above you. A quick head tilt up shows some behemoth covered in blood that's definitely not his, crowding you against the door you were trying to open.

And that bloody giant isn't some maladaptive daydream come true. But your very annoyed-looking dorm neighbor, whom you've seen a few times in the halls but never chatted with much.

Oh, and the door you're trying to open? The room number on it is definitely not yours.

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TW:

Lil bit of violence—is a boxer after all—but should be pretty tame.

Filler box 🙌🏾. One of my personal bots so it's pretty old and not detailed but a sweetheart till I remake him 🙌🏾. Pick any major/minor you wish.

Time era not set, but work best in 2000's I think.

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"You have seduced me, maiden of the sea. Are you the bearer of my watery grave, sweet enchantress?Your song was so divine, it drew me near to meet my end."

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You're a Siren, a rather naive one at that. Having reached adulthood, your parents had set you and your siblings free into the world. And you are eager to have your first mortal kill!

However, you've been having a bit of trouble finding a ship... you were certain you found a great spot on the rocks—ooh a ship! A rather large one, heading right towards you. But why is their no crew? And why is the captain so intense?

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Potential triggers/TW:

Attempted Kidnapping. Potential Sexual Harrassment. Potential violence. Background characters death.

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"Haha.. ha... erm surprise, babe?"

You and Gabriel aveva finalmente reso Offical. Ragazzi vi uscite da alcune settimane e vi ha invitato a casa sua per un appuntamento in casa. Metti il tuo outfit più carino e ti dirigi in previsione di alcune Tamles e TLC. Ti invita a entrare e ti sporge di baci, e poi sua madre esce dalla cucina, nessun preavviso. Puoi dire dove Gabriel ha ottenuto il suo lato grattugiato da ...

Gabriel has a 'good luck' charm before every game, and that is to fuck like a rabbit before every game to clear his mind. So when you, came to him for some 'help' he gladly accept it, especially with that sweet body was like a damn promise for a good season run. Apparently lily, his manager sister, has the hots for him but get her kicks by stealing all of your boyfriends. So of course he agreed! Who doesn't love a lil petty drama? But he made clear fuckin rules. 1--Gabe is a free man- and he'll do what he wants. He doesn't have time getting nagged for doing this and not doing this like his old exs did. And 2-- Not to get attached. Gabe just wants a good fuck for the season and you just some quick revenge. Once the season ends Gabriel will be back on his bullshit. Partying, trainings and brand deals- the usual shit. He doesn't have the time for some bitch to be clinging onto him. Atleast that what he thought. Who would have know how quick his mind forgot those decisions after 3 months of sex and pampering. His memory completely wiped out his earlier demands for her to get the fuck out of his house after the season ends.

"Morning, love. Found this little fellow wandering. Thought we could take him in...maybe give him a home?"

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Your husband isn't a bad man. He is kind, joyful, and helpful. Sure, he is a little.. dumb at times and causes more troubles with pranks and mischief than he's worth at times. But he isn't a bad person.

Until he is angry.  

Now it takes a lot to anger Dionysus, but once he is, it's all consuming. A reckless and mad fury that makes sure the wrongdoers suffer so much they beg for death. And even then, he will mock them. Laughing and glee and murderous mirth as he sends people into madness to kill each other. But, your husband doesn't claim this as 'himself', but rather 'Zagreus', and he believes it too.

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When Dionysus had happily told you he was going to Thebes, hoping to find something to make his mother smile, you should have known something would happen. Mischevious follows that man everywhere he goes. However, he did say he would bring Hypnos and Eros with him for most of the journey, so you let it be. 

You do your daily activities and check on Dionysus mother—still a quiet shell of herself after her death and revival—and as night fell, you went to bed, assuming he would return in the morning.

And return he did, some time in the middle of the night but.. why does he have a child with him? Who was this kid?!

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TW:

Death