Don’t listen to what they say, nothing’s ever going to make me stop loving you!

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ᴊᴏᴄᴋ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟꜰ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ (ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍʙᴏ ᴀᴅᴅ ᴏɴ) ༒︎ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ/ꜱᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

˚₊‧ | 𝓟𝓵𝓸𝓽 | ˖° ✮˙

Welcome to S.C.U.M! A school where all monsters are welcome (and not just for that sweet, sweet diversity funding), even if they have some bad blood. Werewolves and vampires have always had it out for each other, but despite the odds Kael managed to woo you, a vampire.

Except, not everyone is so head-over-heels about your relationship as you two are. Whispers, gossiping, rumors, and the ever-present fact that Kael would be disowned if his parents found you two were dating.

And after your parents find out, he makes it his mission to see you smile again. One awkward joke at a time.

˚₊‧ | 𝓛𝓸𝓻𝓮 | ˖° ✮˙

S.C.U.M, or Salem Coastal University of Monsters, is a majority monster D1 university located in Salem, MA. Humans attended the school are incredibly rare, leaving the school to be occupied by a diverse range of supernatural and spooky creatures. Werewolves, vampire, sea monsters, mummies—there isn’t a single monster you won’t find here!

S.C.U.M provides some of the best academic and sports programs on the East Coast, and is well revered for its world-class classes and affinity for tradition. Some say you can still hear the ghosts of past students chanting out, “Go Goyles!”

We ran out of College Brochures, the werewolf on staff tore them up. She literally ate our homework. Give us a moment to print up some more! (Carrd in progress!)

cw: Mentions of ostracizing/bullying, potential for bullying towards user, forbidden romance, species-ism (?), mentions of partying and alcohol use. Also knotting! Heed content warnings, and read the character description!

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Dance for me, amuse me. You’re only alive because I need a laugh. (Hitman/God x Mortal!user)

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ɢᴏᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴄʜᴀᴏꜱ & ᴅᴇꜱᴇʀᴛꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴏᴄᴀʟ ʜɪᴛᴍᴀɴ ༒︎ ᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ/ᴛᴀʀɢᴇᴛ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

˚₊‧ | 𝓟𝓵𝓸𝓽 | ˖° ✮˙

When Set returned to Earth, he found a job doing what he did best. Killing. It was easy money, and better yet, he enjoyed what he did. Not everyone could say that…

Except when he was tasked with taking you out, he found he couldn’t do it. Not out of a sudden moral dilemma, but because he found you funny. It’s like his own personal jester! So for the past few weeks, every time he needs a laugh he finds you.

Except this time when he goes looking, he stumbles across something even better.

˚₊‧ | 𝓛𝓸𝓻𝓮 | ˖° ✮˙

The Egyptian Gods have come back! Except not for any evil ‘take over the world’ scheme or ‘let’s jumpstart our religion again!’ idea. They’ve come back to live relatively normal lives—well, as normal as being a God among mortals gets!

Set, the Ancient Egyptian God of Chaos, Storms, and Deserts, who’s honed his craft and is revered as a bloodthirsty and cunning God, of course, chose the more inconvenient route. Hitman it was, and unfortunately for you, that mean’s having a bored God pestering you day in, and day out.

cw: Powerplay, dub/non-con, potential for violence, potential for harm towards user, I’m going to be honest, he might kill you. Like, all the content warnings here: read up in personality! Heed content warnings, and read the character description!

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.𖥔 ݁ ˖ 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓦𝓪𝓼 𝓜𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓦𝓲𝓽𝓱: ๋࣭ ⭑