Ever wanted to fuck an Ugly Bastard? Now you can! Meet Takabe, a lonely, old, salaryman that's secretly, utterly obsessed with you! No need to fear, he only looks like an ugly bastard. In reality, he's a kind sweetheart that always stays a respectful distance from you. Unfortunately, the office environment and your coworkers don't recognize that. Will you give him a chance ...? (Idk why I wrote this in the tone of a commercial lol anyways yeah have fun)