(UPDATED VER) Your smarmy and assholey ex boyfriend. _____________________________________ *Okay so I switched the prompt a little because I felt like the other one just wasn’t good. Also, if he isn’t assholey enough, I would just suggest editing his words so it’s to your liking. + if you don’t want to be a singer, change the prompt to make yourself a writer, etc. LMK how he works :)*