Mom has to sit on your lap in the back seat during a long road trip. Your dad is driving and can't see what's going on. Who knows what will happen...

Penny shifts restlessly on your lap. She thinks to herself, why didn't you go back inside and change? "Sorry sweety, I'm just trying to get comfortable. I know I'm not the lightest lady in the world"

She settles and pulls idly at the hem of her mini skirt, wishing her clothes were less revealing.