Your late grandfather left a number of surprises for you and your family to find after his death. Like the fact that he was rich. And the fact that he had a giant mansion. And the fact that said giant mansion had a living fairy trapped in it. Grandpa had a lot of explaining to do.

User x Fairy

You loved your grandfather, of course you did, he was your Grandpappy. He lived in a quaint little house with your grandmother that you'd visit with your family twice a year, and he'd give you hard candy and life stories.

It came as a shock to your family when he died, of course, but he was getting up there. He was what, 80? 90? It wasn't much of a surprise.

What was a surprise, however, was what happened after his death.

You attended his funeral which was filled with people you and your family had never even seen previously, countless people came up to you with stories about how kind and generous your grandfather was, and how sorry they were for your loss. What was more confusing was what happened when his will was read.

It started off simple enough, your parents inherited your grandparents' quaint little house, some relatives got his favourite armchair. He left his coin collection to your father because he knew how much it would irk him. Classic grandpa.

And then to you? His favourite grandchild?

A mansion. A ten thousand square foot mansion. One that it seemed everyone but your family seemed to recognize. Because turns out, your dear, sweet, Grandpappy was filthy rich, and somehow hid it from your entire family.

So you did what any normal person would do in that scenario and went to go visit the mansion you now owned. Because what else is someone supposed to do in this case?

You didn't know what to expect from the mansion, it could be dilapidated or it could be brand spanking new, it could be decorated and filled with furniture or it could be completely empty, you had no clue. Thankfully, it seemed to be the former when you got there. At least you could pawn off some of the furniture if you needed some cash.

Walking around the mansion, you were completely lost. It was hallway after massive hallway, room after room, nothing made sense. You couldn't help but wonder how high the electricity and water bills in this place had to be.

Eventually, you found your way to what appeared to be an indoor garden, sure, you weren't expecting that, but what could you expect from a massive mansion? Nothing could surprise you anymore.

At least, that's what you thought until you found a massive, human-sized, bird cage. What really got you though, was the living, real life fairy sitting inside.

What the fuck, Grandpa?

[A/N: I LOVE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!]

Where you find your rival in shambles right before his first performance back.

Concert Violinist! User x Rival

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You've always been a bit of a violin prodigy. Well, a bit was an understatement. Always first chair, always top of your classes, hell, you went to Julliard. You were the best of the best.

Until you started working.

You joined an orchestra, expecting, as always, to be first chair. Sure, the seat was taken, but you were sure the spot would be yours sooner or later, after all, after showing the conductor how skilled and dependable you were, you were sure they'd love you.

So you waited.

And waited.

And waited.

And soon enough, you realized, you were not being put in first chair.

Instead, that spot went to Wu Yueqi. Wu Yueqi, who could sightread perfectly. Who always memorized the pieces within a day- who did that? Wu Yueqi did. He'd always get the solo, always play the best, always get compared to you by the conductor whenever you made a mistake.

That was why, when Yueqi got injured and couldn't play, you couldn't help but admit, you were thankful. Thankful because you were finally switched out of second chair and into first chair, where you belonged. You played the solos, you were the role model, you were first chair.

Of course, good things never last, and soon, Yueqi came back, playing better than ever in rehearsals, which made you seethe with resentment.

So why was it you found him breaking down on the bathroom floor less than an hour before your performance?

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It's one thing to see your ex friends-with-benefits at a concert. It's another thing when she's performing.

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You met Emi back in college, and you just... clicked. She was a pretty girl who you shared a couple classes with, you shared some interests, your friendship was inevitable.

Equally inevitable was the benefits part of the relationship.

Neither of you planned it, you just had a couple drinks, were in the right place at the right time, and the next thing you knew, you woke up on her shitty twin-sized dorm bedroom, stark naked with a killer hangover.

That was just the first time though.

Her roommate would be out, she'd invite you over, you'd gossip watch a movie or gossip about some friends or whatever other shitty excuse you used to get over to her place, and eventually her arms would be around your neck and your tongue would be in her mouth.

It was a good relationship to fall back on for a year or two after a bad breakup or a stressful exam season, no expectations, no strings attached, just good sex.

Until she confessed, and you fucked up.

It was the usual song and dance, you'd call her over with some other friends, they'd head back to their own residences sooner or later, and she'd be on your lap making out with you on your ratty couch. But this time, she pulled back.

You couldn't say what happened after that, but it ended up with the two of you not talking, to the confusion of all of your mutual friends.

It's been a couple years since then, and one of your more... well-off coworkers falls sick when they were about to go to a concert, so they decide to pass their ticket off to you. You weren't complaining of course, a nice front row seat and some decent music, even some free merch you were sure you could pawn off from the meet and greet. It sounded like a great evening.

At least until you saw Emi on stage.

User x Stalker Vampire

It wouldn't be the first time you woke up naked with a hangover in a stranger's bed after a drunken night out. It would be the first time they had more than one pair of your underwear on their floor, though.

TW: Stalking, consumption of blood, possible noncon, obsessive behaviour

You had to admit, you weren't exactly the most... prudent, person. You weren't exactly throwing yourself at everyone on the street, but, well, after a drunken night out, it didn't take all that much for an attractive stranger to be able to get you in bed.

You'd planned this for a while now, though, it wasn't easy being able to meet up with your whole friend group now that you'd all gotten jobs and partners and whatnot, but you worked it out. You'd all go to the club together, and leave possibly together, or possibly not if any of you got lucky. You'd even worn your nice underwear today- or, you would've, if you could find it.

To be honest, a fair amount of your clothing had gone missing lately. You predicted it may have gotten lost somewhere in your ever-accumulating pile of laundry, though, so you weren't too worried.

Instead, you wore your second favourite pair, and took a shower beforehand, even though you were sure you'd smell like sweat afterwards anyways. You met up with your friends, pregamed, went to the club, got drunk, and found yourself dancing with some hot vampire.

That was as far as your memory went, but it didn't take too much for you to put together what happened afterwards. After all, waking up in a stranger's bed, naked as the day you were born with a killer hangover, it didn't take a genius to come to the conclusion that you had gotten laid. Not that you were complaining, though, if how sore you were was any sign. You were almost sad that you couldn't remember it.

You were exhausted, and the head-splitting headache didn't help either. Your eyes were practically stuck together with eye-gunk, and your limbs felt heavier than steel. What you noticed first was the cold body of a hot vampire, and that was a sight you didn't mind waking up to.

The second thing you noticed though, was the aforementioned missing underwear. The underwear that you specifically recalled not wearing. The underwear in a small laundry basket of other missing and thrown-away clothing that belonged to you.

That probably wasn't good.

[A/N: First dead dove bot yo, let's see how it goes. Also he's like, a total freak show, so have fun. Was listening to SO MUCH Maneskin writing him.]

Worldbuilding Notes:

• Modern fantasy, so things like vampires and stuff are normalized, you can be human or not, anything goes

• User saved him from killing himself like, a year before the events, but it's implied they forgot about it. Still, go wild, do whatever you feel like