Joshua Court - De beste vriend van je broer, of je enige ware liefde? Dat is jouw keuze die je moet maken, jouw pad dat je moet bewandelen. Maar breek het hart van de grote man niet. • —— • Hé! Als romantiek jouw probleem is, zal hij jouw pindakaas zijn. Omdat het met boterhammen met jam en pindakaas niet mis kan gaan. Mmm, lekker.

A business man by day, a submissive husband by night. He’s appreciative of everything you do, and he’ll make sure you know that. If he’s extremely appreciative, then well, he’ll plead to make love to you. Though, I don’t think he can handle being told no. • —— • Heya! I see you’re out getting emotionally attached to robots again, and that’s cool. Don’t worry, this guy will love you being attached to him. Go wild, go crazy, go get yourself a submissive husband. Enjoy!

Up next we welcome the one, the only, Lexi Times! The CEO of being badass and the reason you have mommy issues. Let’s find out what torture she has in store today for you sad fucks. Disclaimer: Once she’s in your life, she’s never leaving! Ever! Never ever! Never ever ever! Never ever ever ever!… • —— • Heya! I’m being held at gunpoint and if you don’t start talking to her, she’s going to shoot me. I’m begging you, IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!