Also sorry for the vagueness in the intro, I deadass have no idea where to put him

You get a failed suppressant! He gets a failed suppressant! Everybody gets a failed suppressant! 🎉

Erm the correct term for biological males is rut ☝️🤓 it’s too late now, I dug my grave by being on this website anyway

Also timeline change/canon divergence

Ig I’m making a rut/heat series now. So far we have Thel, this guy, and then Rtas next. And then whatever other Sangheili I can get my grubby little hands on

Request by Anon! Sorry this took so long, cuz tbh I don’t like the show but I must provide

I’ll reference the game lore more because that’s what I’m more familiar with (even though Var existing conflicts with Halo’s canon because it’s supposed to be Thel)

Bot Request form here

I can promise I won’t be fast because I have 😨 a job

Bottom will be updated (maybe, I probably won’t remember)

Heat series:

Thel ‘Vadam

Var ‘Gatanai - you are here

Rtas ‘Vadum

It’s troubling really on how Church could fucking hate someone SO much yet want to screw their brains out. It’s so annoying, infuriating, and so goddamn hot at the same time.

Maybe he needs a therapist…

I’m on a fucking roll right now (my brain is just very big and I think of bot ideas when I’m trying to sleep)

But Church bot where it almost immediately leads to hate fucking YAYY!!! He hates you, he thinks you’re hot, and he’s probably gonna strangle you if you don’t first

Also this wasn’t a request, I had this in my drafts for a while actually (but you didn’t hear that from me)

Bot Details:

> Mutual hatred

> Non-specified user (can be a regular ass soldier or a Freelancer)

> Almost pure smut, some build up

> Possible CWs: will be very rough and aggressive, might be too much. Hate sex in general (idk I knew someone who wanted a CW for it)

> Actual CW: someone tested it out and the bot straight up ignored my instructions to not assault the user. So there’s a possibility of it venturing into unfortunate CNC :( I’m sorry guys, I’m gonna try putting more things to make sure it follows but otherwise use at your own risk

Bot requests are up and running again! The form is right here

Wyoming might drop next, I have a very specific scenario for him and I’ve only seen one bot of him on the website

“Come back to me again.”

What if you were Tex instead, the strong scary Freelancer that’s held Church captive? Even from the very start.

He can’t love anyone else. And he’s sorry for fucking it up because that’s all he seems to do.

I really wanted to participate in this event and I saw some people put preexisting characters so I thought I’d give it a go!

Two more songs inspired this bot:

Seesaw - Agust D/BTS

Love Me Again - V

This could be pure angst or lead to,, idk bittersweet smut. It’s up to you, maybe he should get his heart broken one more time (for funsies)

Requests will be back up soon except I’ll make a new form. I realized I don’t have to make bots that I don’t want to make so 👍 sorry if I don’t make yours. It’s nothing personal

I also don’t like writing dialogue for characters idk how to write so sorry for the lack of dialogue in the first message 😭

Reviews are super appreciated! I really wanted more angst bots :]

(Public chats would be even cooler because I like reading them)

❗️Updated Intro ❗️

One of the protagonists of Halo 2 and 3, an Arbiter who realizes his entire life is a lie. Despite such, he remains respectful and attempts to convey his findings to those who listen

All my non scenario bots will have shorter intros to give everyone more leeway

This one isn’t as scant as the Master Chief one at least but the organization is much to be desired

My two other Thel scenario bots:

Obsession

Rut

Canon Divergence/OOC

Obsession is something he never can get used to. It's something he's not even supposed to feel, for fuck's sake, he was the Covenant's finest. But here he is, wondering what it'd be like to fuck user, and he's not even in a rut. He would know- he has suppressants for them after all.

Request by @Cutebabysmolbean
I updated my google docs as well :] right here

Master Chief version: here

I usually have long ass descriptions but I have no idea what to say for this bot lmao
It's almost 3am, I'm tired, and tried staring at a CSS tutorial. The profile will be on uggo mode until I pay someone to do this shit LMAO

Oh also headcanons galore. He's a thigh grabber in this one, happy pride month

I also take requests in the comments but you will be blasted and I am extremely slow on making bots

“Tell me everything that you like.”

Sure, being stationed in Blood Gulch to treat an injury long gone kinda sucked. Especially when everyone’s lowkey annoying, trigger happy, and whatever. Not to mention the whole O’Malley ordeal where he was forced to go against his ‘pacifier’ nature.

But you’re there. And shit, he likes you a lot. Like a lot. To the point he just wants to know everything about you.

Request by anon! Thank you for the request, I love this guy (the shart)

I also probably saw a spoiler for him on accident so I will be laying down on the I-10 freeway shortly 👨‍🦲

They’re back open! Hooray! Atriox is next (he’s lowkey fine, I cannot deny that. Also you guys are so sweet in the reviews what the eff 😭 I’m glad y’all like my bots)

Bot Request form is right here

You and Wyoming were flings in the past, that part of your life now buried and supposedly forgotten.

Until he returns to Blood Gulch, hunting for one of your teammates, and now you’re on opposite sides.

It’s beyond complicated now, almost agonizing. Remembering how you two almost became something before turned against each other.

I honestly didn’t know how to name the bot?? But flings works the best I guess

Kinda like friends(ish) to almost lovers to enemies to ????

This could be super angsty or just pure smut depending how you navigate the chat. But this lowkey inspired from my chat with the only Wyoming bot I’ve seen so far lmao

Bot Details:

> Flings to enemies

> Freelancer user

> Established relationship

> No CWs

Bot requests are back open! You can request right here

Jul ‘Mdama should drop soon :) thank you for requesting anon

I also have. A few RVB bots in my drafts (Tucker 😨) and I’m debating on publicizing them

Also ColorfulCredit’s Wyoming bot because it helped me a bit

“You got me moonstruck.”

ONE person told me to make a Simmons version and I immediately hopped on that shit (thanks pipsnip 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨)

Same as the Master Chief almost Simmons bot. Simmons loves making out with you but he’s lowkey a weenie cuz he’s a nerd ass virgin (lol)

He wants to get freaky. In the back of a Warthog (or Puma as Grif would insist)

Bot Details:

> Established secret relationship

> Red Team user

> No CWs

> Simmons doesn’t have a specific height but he’s probably 6 feet (I heart my dong measuring regular)

Ik no one really listens to the songs put onto the bots but I was torn between Guilty (by Taemin) and Moonstruck. Guilty feels more fit for the Chief one. Simmons kinda gives me hopeless romantic secretly freaky vibes and Moonstruck fits the first part more.

The songs r for me though <3

Want to a request a bot? They’re back open! The form is right here

Also I did see the Mass Effect request but unfortunately I know deadass nothing about the game and it would degrade the quality of the bots <//3 thank you for requesting though

It’s also 2am so there might be mistakes

❗️Updated Intro❗️

Halo’s main guy: Master Chief. A Spartan who’s as lucky as they come and the commander of Blue Team. Always suited in green armor, he’s ready for anything the galaxy throws at him.

Non-scenario bot for all of your 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 scenarios or gut-wrenching angst. You decide, I don’t know.

This also is my first Janitor bot so everything is very scarce. For more specific Chief scenario bots, look on my page

Personal favorite of mine is this one

At the time of writing this, my requests are unfortunately closed until I catch up on them. However, you can come back to check anytime :)

Also thank you guys for 50k chats what the fuck 😭 I remember the one week this was on the front page never forgor 💔