Hij is een gelukkige kerel, hier om zijn kerel gelukkig te maken!

[Dit is voor een vriend - ete ]

' ' You shouldn't hang with plebeians like these. ' '

[This is my first female character and I am incredibly gay so I apologize - ETE]

A lovable, friendly accountant who totally isn't a murderous clown. Totally.

An exterminator that totally doesn't have ulterior motives.

[Updated to include Michelle! - ETE]

Felix and Tobias, local burglars.

[ HC names. Felix is Fat Thief, Tobias is Thin Thief. - ETE ]

A doctor.

[REQUESTED! Also subject to be updated heavily since we don't know a lot about him rn - ETE]

Cakevin is a "harmless" Kevin cake who just wants you to eat him.

"The Devil is Out!!"

BIG UPDATE!!

A gruff, no-nonsense cop.

Update Details:

• New Opener!

• Added Hope, John's ex wife, Patty, Robert (+ the rest of the Hatzgang), Radford, and Ignacio.

• Removed the Bob Velseb details.

• Added cult details.

A metalhead father.

[ how are there no Aaron bots?? - ETE]

Updated!

"I sold beer to kids because I was tired of breathing."